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Posted by Slough on 04-20-2016 02:56 PM:

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot…

Funeral on Thursday at Noon .

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Posted by HOBO on 04-21-2016 05:01 AM:

Bond are you billing me for those pictures are is Linkous taking care of that for me?

We cut Hoss and his Mom Mary tonight.

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Posted by rmcmillan on 04-21-2016 12:00 PM:

GOOD MORNING ALL
52 HERE LOOKS LIKE RAIN.

TURKEY HUNTING HAS BEEN A BUST SO FAR. NOT HEARING MANY GOBBLERS SO FAR.

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all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

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Posted by corky crowder on 04-21-2016 02:26 PM:

GOODMORNING
50 CLOUDY
WB
NICE PIC
JAMES
GOOD ONE
ROB
GOT CORN,RADISHES, ONIONS AND BEETS IN YESTERDAY
HOBO
NICE PIC
MIKE
GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU

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Posted by Slough on 04-21-2016 03:28 PM:

The man who gave up sex for golf.

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple
of strokes. “Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,” the golfer mumbles
to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, “Would you be
willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?”

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer
also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says, “Sure,” and sinks the
putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, “Gee, I sure would like to
get an eagle on this one.”

The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, “Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?”

Shrugging, the golfer replies, “Okay.” And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his
side and says, “Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your
sex life?”

“Definitely,” the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
him and says, “I haven’t really been fair with you because you don’t know
who I am. I’m Satan, and from this day forward you will have no sex life.”

“Nice to meet you, “the golfer replies, “I’m Father O’Malley.”

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Posted by dan w on 04-21-2016 11:24 PM:

---- Turkeys 4 DW 0 ----- see ya

Posted by Rex Ridge on 04-22-2016 12:44 AM:

Hi all, Not much happening in NW PA....at least with us. Kind of the way I like it.

Posted by wbond on 04-22-2016 03:45 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by dan w
---- Turkeys 4 DW 0 ----- see ya

More yellow gold

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Posted by HOBO on 04-22-2016 05:34 AM:

Had a pretty good hunt tonight, Hoss and Mary slammed a den tree, then got treed SLICK off of a bad track, then they got hooked with the meat.

The END!!!!

Posted by rmcmillan on 04-22-2016 12:58 PM:

MORNING ALL
LIGHT RAIN HERE. SURE NEED IT.

CORKY,
THE WIFE WANTS TO PLANT PEPPERS, LETTUCE, BEANS, AND OF COURSE MATTERS. PLANNING ON CUTTING BACK SOME. I HAVE NUMEROUS PUMPKIN SEEDS I AM PLANTING ALONG THE POWERLINES ON MY PROPERTY. PLAN IS TO PLANT DIFFERENT TYPES AT DIFFERENT LOCATIONS AND SEE HOW THEY GROW. THE POWERLINE GOES DOWN OVER RIDGE AND BORDERS MOST OF MY 50 ACRES. WONDERING IF THE DIFFERENCE IN ELEVATION WILL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. I DO NOT PLAN ON DOING ANYTHING BUT PUTTING SEEDS IN GROUND. MIGHT GET A PIE OR TWO, KIDS JACK O LANTERNS. REALLY HOPING JUST TO USE THEM TO FEED DEER.

JAMES,
GOOD JOKE.

DANW,
HATE TO SAY IT BUT WBOND HAS GIVEN GOOD ADVICE WITH MORE YELLOW GOLD.

REX RIDGE,
GETTING MUCH RAIN THAT WAY.?

HOBO,
NICE PICS. YOU GET THAT GRANDSON A TURKEY YET.?

WE ARE LEAVING TO GO ROCK FISHING ON CHESAPEAKE BAY OVER WEEKEND. TAKING MY 13 YEAR OLD FOR THE FIRST TIME. HOPE WEATHER COOPERATES. LAST YEAR HIGH WINDS AND RAINS STOPPED US. WAVES WERE TO HIGH.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

Posted by HOBO on 04-22-2016 01:38 PM:

No, not yet. We haven't taken him anymore just yet. Kinda waiting till you can hunt all day and then take him a Friday afternoon and Saturday if need be.

Posted by dan w on 04-22-2016 02:27 PM:

Hobo great pics, but of course good looking walker dogs make for good pics and also good coon dogs. ---- see ya --

Posted by wbond on 04-22-2016 03:08 PM:

Where's the picture's of Cougar y'all have throwed Price under the bus again

Posted by HOBO on 04-22-2016 05:08 PM:

Price was a no show.... guess he thinks my hunting is tooooooooooooo easy.

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 04-22-2016 11:34 PM:

HIYA FRIENDS!

First....Prayers to ALL!
Happy Birthday Hobo...sorry it's late.
Congrats JLittle he is a beauty!!
Um.... RexRidge... Happy Anniversary!
Corky... so sorry about the damage...
Rob.... ins. co is ridiculous.... THEY SHOULD ALLOW care NOW! Duh....
Ummm... what else... Nice pix, Funny jokes, nice game cam pix, DanW sorry about the turkey issues...
I cannot recall another thing....lol.... But HELLO TO ALL!
I am NOT on my phone.. took me till now to recover! LOL... I do alot on instagram since I can share my artwork there easily with family and friends... but THIS site is awful on a tiny phone! Only in a pinch next time.
OH...WBond.... sorry I didn't get to Meet you i nBoston!
Gardens beginning to recover from winter and Spring snow. Some things will not... Oh well. Bob has tilled, has some baby veggies inside in a nursery. Flowers are beginning to look pretty here and there. It was warm today and yesterday. Rain now, which we NEED and warm and cool on and off the next week... I want REAL Spring!
All good here. Mum awesome, Bob good, kitty good, kids and grandkid good.... Life is good..........
OK... gotta get a hunting coonhound fix.... lol.....
HappyHunting! Heather

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Posted by HOBO on 04-23-2016 12:35 AM:

Thanks Heather...

Posted by Mended 2-11-14 on 04-23-2016 01:41 AM:

Hobo I didn't hear from David, However going on a 4 day trip leaving tomorrow, when I get back I will get in touch and I will drive up.

Last night I went to Dugspur near Hillsville and hunt with Wimp, Bo, and Wesley Wright , Had a very good hunt, will post a couple pictures next week when I get home.

Posted by HOBO on 04-23-2016 01:49 AM:

Anytime, if you want to wait till Linkous comes up again that's fine too.

Posted by Rex Ridge on 04-23-2016 05:57 AM:

Thanks Heather, glad to see all is well with you.
Hope everyone has a good wknd hunting and fishing. Hope to spend time on a horse and at the casino...hopefully winning.
Got some rain today, but its over now and the wknd is suppose to be nice. It's suppose to rain again Monday and Tuesday. Hope it does rain Tuesday. I work the elections and hate being cooped up from 6:30 am until around 9 pm on a nice day. I'm always telling Chuck I'm going to quit if its nice. He tells me, I only have to work 2 days a yr, I can handle it

Posted by dlinkous on 04-23-2016 10:54 PM:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mended 2-11-14
[B]Hobo I didn't hear from David,

It's hard to hear from someone when you don't answer your phone or take voice messages or do texting. Get in the new world Price I guess Bond going to have to teach you all this new age modern technology

Posted by wbond on 04-24-2016 06:06 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mended 2-11-14
[B]Hobo I didn't hear from David,

It's hard to hear from someone when you don't answer your phone or take voice messages or do texting. Get in the new world Price I guess Bond going to have to teach you all this new age modern technology

His flip phone want handle modern technology

Posted by wbond on 04-25-2016 03:21 AM:

Posted by wbond on 04-25-2016 03:25 AM:

Avalon

Posted by wbond on 04-25-2016 03:28 AM:

Hokie Nation Spring Game 44,700

Posted by rmcmillan on 04-25-2016 11:52 AM:

GOOD MORNING ALL
48 HERE.

WBOND,
NICE PICS.

REX RIDGE,
HOPE YOU HAD LUCK AST CASINO.

WE HAD A GOOD DAY ON THE CHESAPEAKE. WE CAUGHT 8 ROCK FISH ( STRIPED BASS ). NOT SURE WHY THEY CALL THEM ROCK FISH. THEY AVERAGED 42" TO ONE 48". I WILL TRY AND PUT SOME PICS ON. THEY ARE ON MY PHONE, I WILL TRY N AD THEM.

HEATHER,
I AGREE THE INSURANCE SUX.

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