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Posted by Slough on 04-13-2016 10:13 PM:

An 85-year-old man was told by his Doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’

The doctor was shocked and said, “You asked your neighbor?”

The old man replied, ‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open

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Posted by rmcmillan on 04-13-2016 11:13 PM:

REX RIDGE,
OUR TURKEY SEASON WILL NOT BE IN UNTIL MONDAY

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Posted by Rex Ridge on 04-14-2016 01:04 AM:

If u get a chance to get out I hope u get a big one. That stinks about ur insurance not letting u get anything done to ur leg until July. I'm not sure when turkey comes in here, but it usually comes in on a Saturday. Just know that Chuck bought a new camo suit for it. Trout comes in this Saturday.

Posted by wbond on 04-14-2016 04:36 AM:

I am not sure where Linkous came up with all that spring water all I know is he brought it back out of some hollow

meanwhile while he is loading up the girls and hoss where out getting it done

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Posted by rmcmillan on 04-14-2016 11:55 AM:

GOOD MORNING ALL
33 HERE

WBOND,
WE HAVE A FEW HOLLOWS HERE WHERE YOU CAN GET SPRING WATER ALSO.

REXRIDGE,
YES THE INSURANCE STINKS. NOT REALLY SURE WHY THEY WANT A PERSON TO WAIT 3 MONTHS. I WAS HOPING TO HAVE IT DONE BEFORE SUMMER. OUR YOUTH TURKEY HUNT COMES IN SAT & SUN. REG SEASON IS MONDAY. WE USED TO ALWAYS COME IN ON SAT. SAME AS YOUR TROUT SEASON. I USED TO TROUT FISH WITH A FEW FRIENDS YEARS AGO IN PA. ALWAYS HAD A BLAST.

Posted by wbond on 04-14-2016 02:22 PM:

Linkous is in charge of the spring water not sure where he hides it at last night we were on a dry ridge

Posted by HOBO on 04-14-2016 02:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wbond
I am not sure where Linkous came up with all that spring water all I know is he brought it back out of some hollow

meanwhile while he is loading up the girls and hoss where out getting it done

Those pictures sure are better than the ones I received on my ph last night.

I'm thinking Linkous needs to hire you to tag along on all of his hunts just to get some good pics.

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Posted by Rex Ridge on 04-15-2016 02:38 AM:

Anyone ever hear of a rare albino Redbone with blue eyes?

Posted by wbond on 04-15-2016 04:17 AM:

Kittens kittens kittens

Yes they are out treed my first gang of 3 tonight along with momma

I for one have never heard of or saw an albino redbone but who knows I have saw a black an tan in a litter of Redbones and mouse colaror Walker dogs even some with blue eyes

Corky since Shannon got ole Queen her redbone she is busy treeing coons and as for James I saw on FB were is entertaining a new snake customer for auto parts he is probably a little busy with his new clientele I am pretty sure is a language barrier there I just don't see James being very good at snakeanease

Posted by rmcmillan on 04-15-2016 12:41 PM:

GOOD MORNING ALL
41 HERE, SUN IS OUT.

REXRIDGE,
I HAVE NEVER SEEN ALBINO REDBONE.. ANY PICS?

Posted by Rex Ridge on 04-16-2016 12:57 AM:

I met a woman yesterday that lives close to here. I was riding horse and her son rode his ATV up behind me and spooked Jas. She was following him in her car and stopped and started talking to me. I told her a woman stopped me earlier and asked if I had seen a dog that looked like a Redbone puppy because she lost her Redbone/Beagle. She said she hadn't and then told me she had Redbones. And that their mother was a rare albino. A lot of things she said sounded like BS, told her I had to get home or my husband would be WORRIED! I can BS, too.
For r anniversary today, he went fishing with two of his buddies. He said the day was a nightmare. Fished for 4 hrs without a bite, started across the lake and the motor shutdown, then the wind caught them and took them further away from the dock. He didn't have the paddles so they used the net lined with a towel to paddle, when they got close enough to shore he jumped out into the water and pulled the boat in, but it wasn't near the launch so he had to walk over and was lucky enough to find someone putting in that would tow r boat. I stayed home and had the vet here to vaccinate my horse and the dogs and went riding ...having a GREAT ANNIVERSARY!

Posted by wbond on 04-16-2016 08:19 AM:

Wow went to Bland to a night they had a great turn I had a blast what a cast I broke out Samantha so I hunted nite ch we were one of the 3 dog casts we sure didn't need the stop watch tonight we had no babblers when a dog was opened it was struck didn't matter if it was 10 seconds or 5 minutes and when they were treed it was just as quick sure didn't have to worry about the 5 even when they split treed they were all called quick Samantha and one other dog were tied for an hour in the last 30 minutes she pulled out and one the cast but all for nothing 725 plus is what won nite ch but no matter tonight was what makes it fun everyone called there dog the way they did it everyone was confident in there dogs ability made two new friends who I hope to draw again fun fun fun and more fun

Posted by Rex Ridge on 04-16-2016 08:49 AM:

Sounds like a great time, WB. We only ever went to 2 night hunts. After the first one, my husband said "Never again" But I talked him into trying another one. It was better but not by much.

Posted by rmcmillan on 04-16-2016 01:40 PM:

GOOD MORNING ALL
41 HERE.

TURKEY HUNTED IN MORNING. NO LUCK. MY NEIGHBORS TWO LABS CAME IN ON ME. I BELIEVE HIM AND I WILL BE TALKING. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I HAVE BEEN HUNTING AND SAW HIS DOGS. I ALSO HAVE GAME CAM PHOTOS OF THEM. I THINK I WILL CATCH THEM AND KENNEL THEM IN MY CRATES IN BASEMENT FOR A BIT , TWO OR THREE DAYS. THEN LET THEM GO. SINCE HE KEEPS THEM IN HOUSE I MAY COVER WITH SKUNK PEA. BUT THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE NASTY. WHAT YOU ALL THINK. I KNOW HE HAS HAD TROUBLE WITH HIS DOGS AND OTHER NEIGHBORS.

WBOND,
THAT DID SOUND LIKE A FUN HUNT.

REXRIDGE,
WHAT A ANNIVERSARY. DO NOT THINK THE MISSES WOULD APPROVE OF THAT. AS FOR NIGHT HUNTS I HAVE NOT BEEN IN ONE FOR SOMETIME. BUT I DO LIKE THEM. THERE ARE GOOD AND BAD. I CAN NOT SEE WHY SO MANY HAVE TO ARGUE JUST TO ARGUE. WHEN YOU GET IN A GOOD CAST WITH GOOD DOGS AND HANDLERS IT IS A LOT OF FUN. I HAD A GOOD LITTLE FEMALE AND HUNTED HER IN TWO NT CH CASTS AND STOPPED. STARTED HUNTING MY MALE IN REGISTERED. AROUND HERE AT THAT TIME TO WIN NT CH YOU DID NOT NEED TO BEAT THE DOG JUST OUT CALL THE SLICK, LYING CHEATING HANDLERS. WE HAD A FEW WHO HANDLED DOGS FOR THIS ONE INDIVIDUAL AND BOY THE ARGUEMENTS. THEY ABOUT RUINED ALL THE NT CH CASTS AROUND OUR AREA 4 OR 5 LOCAL CLUBS. AND IF WBOND THINKS ABOUT IT HE MAY KNOW THE GUY IN WV WHO IS ALL TROUBLE UP THIS WAY. THEY ACTUALLY HAD UKC FIELD REPS GOING TO HUNTS TO WATCH HIM. AND MR. LARRY PACKE OF REDBONE FAME WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD ME THEY WERE WATCHING HIM. OH WELL ALL IN PAST.

Posted by Mended 2-11-14 on 04-18-2016 01:28 AM:

Chris my Son and I hunted together one night last week and had a very good hunt, We took Cougar, a couple pups and Chris old female a litter mate to Cougars father, Kate was born back on July 7th 2003, when she was around 6 months old I took her to Michigan and Todd Morgan hunted her a few months for me, just by herself and treed coons with her. She will be 13 this year and to this day she has not forgot how to tree coons. She can't hear much but can get on the wood. She is on the left Cougar on the right.

Posted by rmcmillan on 04-18-2016 02:35 PM:

GOOD MORNING ALL
51 HERE

JUST IN FROM TURKEY HUNTING, NOT MUCH ACTIVITY. HEARD ONE WAY OFF IN DISTANCE.

MENDED,
NICE PIC.

Posted by wbond on 04-18-2016 08:26 PM:

Rob they may have MENDED him but they sure didn't fix him

Posted by Mended 2-11-14 on 04-19-2016 01:44 AM:

I am just thankful to have been mended!!!

Linkous thought we were going to Hobo's

Posted by dan w on 04-19-2016 01:52 AM:

I was mended 9 years ago today, boy am i ever thankful. --- see ya

Posted by wbond on 04-19-2016 04:58 AM:

quote:
[i]Originally posted by Mended 2-11-14 [/

Linkous thought we were going to Hobo's [/B]

He is busy stopped by there Sunday Betty had him spring cleaning

Posted by HOBO on 04-19-2016 11:17 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Mended 2-11-14
I am just thankful to have been mended!!!

Linkous thought we were going to Hobo's

He's coming up Wednesday jump in the truck and come on up.

Posted by corky crowder on 04-19-2016 01:52 PM:

GOOD MORNING
WARM AND SUNNY
NICE PIC EVERYONE
JAMES
GOOD JOKES
HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL

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Posted by rmcmillan on 04-19-2016 01:56 PM:

GOOD MORNING
59 HERE

CORKY,
STARTED YOUR GARDEN YET?

TURKEY HUNTED A LITTLE THIS MORNING NO LUCK. CAN NOT SEEM TO GET ONE COAXED INTO SHOOTING RANGE.

Posted by pttm08 on 04-20-2016 03:44 AM:

Well hello gang,
I feel like a stranger coming in. Work has kept me really busy, been on nights for two weeks and then days two weeks. My hunting is going down the drain. But anyhow I am glad to see everyone on here still and some new names. All in all everything is going great. Got a litter of pups due next week out of Jasper and my female I got who is out of Top gun and Smooth talking Ruby. Will be heavy Wilcox and Jed blood running through them. I figure I should have them all treeing in a week or two.lol.

What is this Shannon gave up on Blues and got a red dog. WB you must be lying on that one.

Been turkey hunting a few times and have not heard a thing. Told my wife I must have the wrong number again.

Hope every one has a blessed day.

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Posted by wbond on 04-20-2016 04:30 AM:

Well I missed the best picture of tonight a really nice copperhead came flying between me and Storm about knee high man was it steep only thing I can figure it was striking at one of us and missed because it was air born when I saw it went right between us in the air of course the last time I saw one on the big slide it was a timber rattler laying on a rock we looking eyeball to eyeball oh well here is the pictures I got of Storm and Hoss

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