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Posted by Slough on 03-20-2015 08:25 PM:

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist, spoke next. He was in a wheelchair with one arm and both legs in casts.

In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.

So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. Hallelujah!

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

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Posted by Slough on 03-20-2015 10:23 PM:

Gulf is warming up, need to get up with Judha and see when he thinks the tuna gona be at Destin.

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 03-20-2015 11:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Gulf is warming up, need to get up with Judha and see when he thinks the tuna gona be at Destin.

OMGosh !!!!! Love it james !!!!!!! One day I will go !!!! :-)

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(you were a world class champion to me !)

SHOW CH ' Rays Moonlight Anna's Dream.. MOLLY
FCH CH' PR' Ray's Moonlight Anna's Dream..MOLLY
"Pr" Hannah Ruth's saving angel .... Roo

My heart WILL FOREVER BELONG to my Blueticks..

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord , thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end..... JER. 29:11

Posted by rmcmillan on 03-21-2015 01:23 AM:

GOOD EVENING EVERYONE.
YES WE GOT A LITTLE SNOW, ABOUT 5" HEAVY WET STUFF.!!!!

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all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

CH. PR. MCMILLANS TREE ROCKIN BRANDY
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Posted by wbond on 03-22-2015 04:11 AM:

Well Josh stopped by last night with Grand Nite Champion Grand Champion Buck Creek Zip Josh lives in Michigan so mountain hunting was a little new for him and Zip even got Ole Price off the couch and in the timber had a great hunt two tracks two trees two coons dogs looked really good some extra nice hound work not to shabby for a bunch of wal cures eh Rob if ya look real close ya can see Lyndell's head in the bottom right hand corner and no he is not down on his knee's grasping for air he is standing up its just that steep

Samantha and Zip

Samantha and Cougar

Samantha Zip and Josh

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Posted by robgregory on 03-22-2015 06:49 PM:

TRI-Counties

Who all will be there next week end? English Bob

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Posted by robgregory on 03-22-2015 06:49 PM:

TRI-Counties

Who all will be there next week end? English Bob

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Williamsville,Virginia
home#- 540-925-4437
cell#-757-339-3454
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"PR"High Lonesome Hannah. Nt.Ch. Hardtime Miss Kitty's Cat

Posted by corky crowder on 03-23-2015 01:22 AM:

GOOD EVENING
63 CLOUDY
ROB
GOOD THING ABOUT SNOW THIS TIME OF YEAR IT MELTS FAST
WB
NICE PIC LOOKING GOOD EVEN IF THEY WALCUR
E BOB
ILL BE THERE LORD WILLING AND CREEKS DONT RISE

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TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Posted by rmcmillan on 03-23-2015 02:13 AM:

EVENING ALL,

WBOND,
WAL CURS LOOK GOOD
CORKY,
YES SNOW MELSTS QUICK AND I AM GLAD. LOOING FORWARD TO SPRING.
ENGLISH BOB,
YOU ATTEND THAT EVENT POST SOME PICS. I LIKE TO SEE DOGS AND CLUBS IN DIFFERENT AREAS.

Posted by John Sisley on 03-23-2015 02:58 AM:

Good evening gang. Sunny and 30 today.

Corky - we missed the snow this time. Are snow is almost gone in the yard. We still have snow in the woods.

James - great jokes. Nice pic.

Wendell - nice pics.

Mike - sounds like you and your son are having a lot of fun.

Have a great week everyone.

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Posted by robgregory on 03-23-2015 11:08 AM:

TRI-Counties

I'll do my best Rob. Sometimes I think I'd forget my head if it weren't attached. I gotta leave early Saturday morning to make a run down to Galax, Va. I'm going to pick up something special down there. . Will be stopping in Clifton Forge (tri#counties) on my way home to show off. Shhhhh!! ENGLISH BOB

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home#- 540-925-4437
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"PR"High Lonesome Hannah. Nt.Ch. Hardtime Miss Kitty's Cat

Posted by robgregory on 03-23-2015 11:13 AM:

Rob,

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! English Bob

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home#- 540-925-4437
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"PR"High Lonesome Hannah. Nt.Ch. Hardtime Miss Kitty's Cat

Posted by rmcmillan on 03-23-2015 12:17 PM:

English Bob,
secrets safe with me.

Posted by Slough on 03-23-2015 12:43 PM:

Morn'n, back to trying to rain

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Posted by corky crowder on 03-23-2015 04:00 PM:

GOOD MORNING
47 MOSTLY SUNNY
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT DAY
ROB
CHEAK RED BONE SECTION VA CARTEL WB LAST PIC SHOWES WHAT TREED THE COON
E BOB
THAT SPECIAL WOULDNT BE BLACK WOULD IT
SAW THIS ON TREE THIS MORNING

Posted by pttm08 on 03-23-2015 07:28 PM:

MMM. English Bob I seen a few other posts about some dogs in Galax. Good luck to you on your project.

I am heading to Southern English days so will not be able to make Tri County. Hopefully I will have a new project coming home.

Prayers to all in need.

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Let's get Ticked

Posted by Slough on 03-23-2015 09:07 PM:

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe
in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic
light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of
the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"
says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings
on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in
the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the
water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the
nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn as she opens the window and
shouts, "Get the F*%! off our car!"

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Posted by robgregory on 03-24-2015 11:00 AM:

Mike,

Good luck and go get em at aS.E.D's. Corky - no its not black or tan.. Dan - are you Goin to Clifton Forge? James - that's a goodun!!! Lol! Hope all of ya have a great day. English Bob

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Home of:
"PR"High Lonesome Hannah. Nt.Ch. Hardtime Miss Kitty's Cat

Posted by wbond on 03-24-2015 11:58 AM:

Good morning everyone when yall see Price you will have to get on him about his timer on his new flip phone which is a story in its self he thought he lost his old one out hunting went back and spent a day looking for it went and bought a new flip phone than found his old phone setting down at his dog pens but it appears Connie has put a timer on his new phone it hangs up when his time has expired so if Ya talking to him on the phone and it goes dead now Ya know why

Posted by rmcmillan on 03-24-2015 12:22 PM:

GOOD MORNING ALL
30 HERE AND ABOUT 1/2" SNOW ON GROND. WILL NOT LAST LONG.
CORKY,
NICE PIC, AND I WILL CHECK IT OUT.
JAMES,
GOOD ONE.
MIKE,
GOODLUCK AND ENGLISH DAYS.

Posted by Slough on 03-24-2015 12:37 PM:

Morn'n, cooling off some.

Getting to be firetruck (red Grouper) time.

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Posted by dan w on 03-24-2015 01:40 PM:

I will try to be there E-bob ---- see ya

Posted by corky crowder on 03-24-2015 02:32 PM:

GOOD MORNING
41 PARTLY CLOUDY
MIKE
GOOD LUCK AT ENGLISH DAYS
JAMES
GOOD JOKE GOOD LUCK CATCHING FISH
E BOB
SEE YOU AT TRI COUNTIES
WB
YOU COMING TO TRI COUNTIES
ROB
HAVEN'T HAD ANY RAIN OR SNOW SENCE FRI . GOING TO TRY PLOWING GARDEN
HEATHER
HOPE EVERYTHING OK

Posted by wbond on 03-24-2015 10:00 PM:

Corky I am not sure yet if I come I will try to bring Price Connie may let him out to play

Posted by robgregory on 03-24-2015 11:04 PM:

Come on Bond

we will have a great time.. English Bob

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"PR"High Lonesome Hannah. Nt.Ch. Hardtime Miss Kitty's Cat

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