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-- New edition of "You Know Your A Redneck" (http://forums.ukcdogs.com/showthread.php?threadid=97432)

you might bea redneck if...

your coonhound get's the front seat while your riding in the back!!!!!
you were down visiting your in-laws and a beaver bit your nibble off!!!!!!!!
When you treat your hounds better than your wife or husband!!!

*****guilty of most of them******

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when the tail gate drops the bull$$$$ stops!!-Git-R-Done girls!
I hunt walkers, my boyfriend hunts redbones and we still love eachother, so whats the big deal over different breeds???


Proud owner and handler of the 3 best walkers in the world...
'PR' Sandcreek Rocky Top
'PR' Becky's Bolt Action Savage
'PR' Sandcreek Big Mac Attack

Heres some more im sure alot of us can relate to

if the tires on your truck cost more than the truck

the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it

Your hunting dog cost more than the truck you drive him around in

you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge

You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You hold the hood of your truck with your head while you work on it.

Starting your truck involves popping the hood.

There are 13 dogs under the front porch and you have papers for one

You read the Auto Trader with a highlighter

You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education

Your truck stalled on the expressway. And you never went back for it.

Directions to your house include: "turn off the paved road".

You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.

You ever put oil or anti-freeze in your truck in a K-mart parking
lot.

After the prom you drove the truck while your date hit road signs
with empty beer bottles

All the back pockets in your pants have circular holes

you might b a redneck if....
you get mad bc you missed getin to identify the road kill...
you refuse to where a tux to your wedding, then have a pig pickn afterwards
you use the words, yall, yonder, aint, iiiat {right} more than full words
you have 13 cars in your front yard and only 2 work
you think insink is where your dirty dishes are
collecting roads is your favorite hobby
your family tree doesnt fork.... as welll as grows back together
your best photographs are your polic mug shots
you've ever been pulled for ubsene mudflaps
you blow a tire means you have a new flowerpot
the policeofficer ask for your id and you show him your beltbuckle
if your beltbuckle is bigger than your fist
you've ever been forced to lift a restaining order against your mother-in-law
the best art in your living room came from tha gas station
you say i heard that more than 5 times ina 2 min convo
you think getin dressed up includes clean jeans, t-shirt, n clean boots
your home has wheels and your car doesnt



{this 1 my lil brotehr gets credit for}
you might be a redneck if you think the dishwashers broke means your wife/ mom is in tha hospital

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found on rednecks driveways!!
if ur boyfriend aint a redneck get rid of em!!! bc u can teach a redneck to coonhunt!! {if he dont already}
english

you might be a redneck if......

your porch falls and kills more the 8 dogs

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Gauley Bridge,Wv
Chris Neff
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