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We were hunting off mules one night and the dogs were messing up big time and one fellow said, we should just shoot them muts. And as soon as the words came out another man pulled out a 22 from his saddle and shoot his grave yard dead and handed the gun to the other fellow and he said, I didn't mean tonight Roy.

I was over at Grand American one time and was talking to a guy selling a dog..

Seller: "man we been hunting every night at least 5 drops a night for several weeks they tuned up"

ME: "I've never seen a dog that's hunted every night with toe nails that long "

Seller: "Captain we hunt soft ground"

ME " Carry ON BROTHER"

I was over at Grand American one time and was talking to a guy selling a dog..

Seller: "man we been hunting every night at least 5 drops a night for several weeks they tuned up"

ME: "I've never seen a dog that's hunted every night with toe nails that long "

Seller: "Captain we hunt soft ground"

ME " Carry ON BROTHER"

was in a hunt one time


one guy says TREE ole BLUE .......

2nd guy said : you need to start feeding that SOB cause that ones been at my house for years now......

TRUE STORY

last one for now......

also a true story

guys dog left his hands barking every breath for 2 or 3 drops in a row......

someone said I couldn't put up with my dog babbling like that........

he said that's not babbling ......He's HAPPY barking!!!

ME: WHUUUTTTTT !!!!!!!!!

He must of stepped on a brier.

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Ole Jerry"

"shoot up in here amongst us, sombody has got to have some relief"

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me: they sure are running that one, i dont think its a coon.... you wanna cut em off?

them: oh no, thats gotta be one of those long legged, rutting boar coons...

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DEEP SPRINGS BLACK MAX
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LEVIS SOUTHERN BLUE DOC

"They need a switch blade if there gonna stay treed with that dog"

Talking about a babbling dog, "Man I'd have to take a prozac big as a goose egg to hunt that barking sob!"

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Nothin in that hole,lets go cut loose we are burning hunt time...lol

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There was an old man down here who used to say>

Boys listen up,,, Hounds and Women don't mix !!!

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Originally posted by Ronnie H
We were hunting off mules one night and the dogs were messing up big time and one fellow said, we should just shoot them muts. And as soon as the words came out another man pulled out a 22 from his saddle and shoot his grave yard dead and handed the gun to the other fellow and he said, I didn't mean tonight Roy.

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Poor mans tracking system

Poor man's tracking system is a automatic strike, babbling dog. Better than an Alpha as it never loses satellite reception, batteries never go dead and guaranteed for life.

My dog don't babble, he's just extremely cold nosed.

An old guy around these parts use to say " I didn't whip him for running a deer, I whipped him cause he didn't run it right."


Another guy would say, speaking of a mean dog, "That. Is an alligator in a dog suit".


There was a guy when he was beat in a hunt would say, "Stick a fork in me by_ _ _,, I am done!".

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He's never done that before....

I can't see the top, but the coon must have climbed above that possum to hide his scent and throw my dog off.....

He doesn't have an ill hair on his body, he just don't like other dogs bumping into him on the tree.....

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"TREE MY DOG" - NO BETTER FEELING

NAADP Charter Member....... appointed by King Dave himself........

Ol Man used to say he had the fastest dog in the world. Walked into the tree one night and the tree was slicker than glass, Ol Man said see I told you he was the fastest dog in the world He done beat the coon here that coon will be along in a minute.

One of my hunting buddies is a rather large black man and about the only one around here. One night on a club hunt several dogs treed slick on a dead tree that no longer even had any bark on it. After a couple minutes of shining by cast members my buddy says "boys the only way we're gonna see a coon in that tree is if I shinney up there".

They are dogs not gods.

My buddy Mike used to make me laugh a lot, " they might be suspect to being counterfeit"

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When the law of the land becomes unjust outlaws will rise to take their place in history.

Old man asked dog trader if the dog would run a deer. The man said he will but he hates to.

Gary that one made me laugh

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Funny Quote

That bluetick dog is so slow you have to pound stakes in the ground to see him move!

Is Fats a fast tracking dog? Only when going down hill!

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Originally posted by Cowboyred
One of my hunting buddies is a rather large black man and about the only one around here. One night on a club hunt several dogs treed slick on a dead tree that no longer even had any bark on it. After a couple minutes of shining by cast members my buddy says "boys the only way we're gonna see a coon in that tree is if I shinney up there".

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It there is a coon in your dog's tree. I will eat it, you eating it raw or want me to start a fire?

Old one, they chased that coon so hard, the hair come off its tail. Lol