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Posted by Littletown on 04-03-2014 10:57 PM:

All men are cremated equal...


Posted by blackflagginit on 04-03-2014 11:03 PM:

god did not make all men equal. Col Colt did

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Posted by steve bankston on 04-03-2014 11:27 PM:

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People who think they are Big Shots are really just Little SH_ts that need to be Shot.

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Posted by jackbob42 on 04-04-2014 12:36 AM:

It's better to have more lightning in the hand and less thunder in the mouth.

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Posted by shorecooner on 04-04-2014 01:10 AM:

"Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far". Theodore Roosevelt


Posted by high ridge on 04-04-2014 01:12 AM:

Words my father said that I find myself saying

CAN'T NEVER COULD

NECESSITY IS THE BEST TEACHER

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Posted by Bucksaw Kennels on 04-04-2014 01:26 AM:

If my @$$ was a gold mine my arms would be too short to dig it!


Posted by high ridge on 04-04-2014 01:38 AM:

Now that's funny

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Posted by nick borkovich on 04-04-2014 01:50 AM:

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the last time I heard that one my grandma was wearing buckskin bra's


Posted by StrawberryMt on 04-04-2014 06:36 AM:

Its a good life if you don't weaken.

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Posted by yadkintar on 04-04-2014 12:05 PM:

Ate so many turnip greens growing up they had to put coal oil rags around my ankles to keep the cut worms from gettin me


Posted by high ridge on 04-04-2014 01:35 PM:

Those who can do,those who can't tell you how to do

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Posted by Billy Wilhite on 04-04-2014 05:11 PM:

Quotes

"Don't worry about the mule going blind...just keep loading the wagon!"

To me this means to only worry about things you CAN change. Not everything that may happen.


Posted by Bob Hennessey on 04-04-2014 05:48 PM:

GETTING OLD IS TOUGH, BUT IT SURE BEATS THE ALTERNATIVE.

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Posted by Tom Jones on 04-04-2014 06:30 PM:

"a man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child"

"if your gonna be dumb, you better be tough"

"never look a gift horse in the mouth"

"this is a taco and burrito conversation...........NACHOS"

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Posted by high ridge on 04-04-2014 07:05 PM:

Nothing happens unless first a dream

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Posted by Todd K / UKC on 04-04-2014 07:25 PM:

"This Ain't No Bench Show"

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Posted by shane_atchison on 04-04-2014 07:37 PM:

quotes

"He's about 90% accurate." -Stud Owners

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Posted by Oak Ridge on 04-04-2014 07:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Todd K / UKC
"This Ain't No Bench Show"


Currently my favorite....

And I am the only person on the face of the earth that actually has photographic evidence of JiM showing on a bench!!!!!

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Posted by Jeff Ashmore on 04-04-2014 08:04 PM:

sayings

Respect your Elders or you will respect your Betters. John Wayne

Otherwise show proper respect or get your candy Azz whipped. The Rock Dwayne Johnson

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Posted by Ray&Luie on 04-04-2014 09:14 PM:

Quotes

quote:
Originally posted by Todd K / UKC
"This Ain't No Bench Show"


Now were have i seen this one before

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Posted by Tim MACHA on 04-04-2014 09:17 PM:

I would rather loan my dog as my tools. The dog knows the way home.

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Posted by John D on 04-04-2014 09:39 PM:

A quick search of the archives will quickly reveal some JiM gems.

quote:

I got the perfect idea but these Amish girls around here won't let me in the door.


quote:

I'm always off the deep end. Hell, I live in the deep end.


quote:

I doubt I will ever live breed again.

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Posted by shane_atchison on 04-04-2014 09:53 PM:

quotes

''A lil more hunting and a few more coon and he'll be a nice one" -Anyone who has lost there patience with a young dog & put em up for sale.

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Posted by ARCOONHTR on 04-04-2014 11:12 PM:

remembering

Son I spent half my life wishing it would rain, the other half wishing it would quit. This was said to me by my gramps around the age of 90 a lifelong farmer and cattleman who died at the age 96 in 2007.I was blessed to have two of the best grandfathers a person could have asked for.


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