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Ok, I have a few I use....

I'll hit you so hard, your ancestors is gonna feel it!

I'll rip his head off just to watch him bleed!

I'm gonna kick you so hard, you wouldn't be able to sh!t for a month!

He touchs one of my kids, he won't have to worry about going to jail, he'll be dead and I'll do the time for him!

The lights are on, but only dimly in the basement!

He is about 10 bricks shy of a full load!

He should of been a poster child for birth control!

Ya can't fix stupid, not even with duct tape!

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American Leopard Hound
FNL Hanselman's Blu Pixie Dust

Im ten years old but i'll beat your a$$!!!
I'll scissor kick you in the back of the head old man!
I'ma come at you like i spider monkey!!

I'll Hit You so Hard!

I'll hit you so hard, It'll knock the ugly off and just leave stupid

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GRNITECH PKC CH GLANCY'S KY FOOT (RIP)
NITECH PKC CH GLANCY'S KY JUDY (RIP)
NITECH PKC CH GLANCY'S 7 MILE SCREAMER (RIP)
GRNITECH PKC CH 'PR' HARD KNOCKIN STYLISH MAC (RIP)
GRNITECH X2 PKC CH 'PR' GLANCY'S 7 MILE CLYDE
GRNITECH PKC CH 'PR' GLANCY'S 7 MILE MERCY

If you want to find out how big of boy you are get on you tube and look up Roy D Mercer.

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Chad Brigham
4835 Dancer Ave.
St. Ansgar, Iowa 50472
641-326-2200

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Originally posted by cbrigham
If you want to find out how big of boy you are get on you tube and look up Roy D Mercer.

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I'll kick you in your backside so hard that everytime you fart your ears will wiggle.

When I get done with you you'll look like you tried to make love to a wildcat in a telephone booth.

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UKC GrNtCh PKC Ch Pa HTX Sniper (Deceased) Four time qualified for World Championship
Duane and Seth Jones/Jarret Davis partners
Beaver River Kennels/Team Pa
USAF proud!!! 6 Years active 19 Reserves MSgt (ret) Raven 457
Carpe Nocturnum-Seize the night!

I'll stick my foot so far up your but when you open your mouth they will see my toes.

I'll whip you so bad when you get to the hospital they wont ask what happen but ask how did you get away.

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English Hound
Dexter (Timber Cutter X Cedar Creek Bee)

Bluetick Hound
Liz (Davis Creek So Blue Slug x Watsons Smoky Mtn Blue Zip)

Gone but never forgotten
Briar (Andersons Screaming Blue Zues X Triple D All Grand Puddles)
Blue (Thunder St. Nick X Fosters Little Frosty)

Proudly use and sale
Nite Rider Hollow Lights

You mess with me, an I'll put something on you that Ajax wont take off!!!

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Phone-740-767-2572
Dave Mayles
11210 Davis Road
Glouster, Ohio 45732
Home To:
Gr.Nt.Ch. Hooper Ridge Hang'em High Holly
Gr.Nt.Ch. Hooper Ridge Rockets Top Gun.
Gr.Nt.Ch.Hooper Ridge Rocket
Gr.Nt.Ch Hooper Ridge Dolly
Nt.Ch Hooper Ridge Queen
Nt.Ch Raw Dawg Rowdy
PR Tree Banging Buddy
HOOPER RIDGE ENGLISH-POUND FOR POUND THEY ARE ONE TOUGH HOUND!!!!

Im going to be all over you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in the middle of a snow storm.....

Looks like you fell out the ugly tree and hit ever branch on the way down.

I hope you like your teeth in your @xx

I'd knock you stupid but I see someone beet me to it.

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COUNTRY MUSIC KENNELS
OWNER - Joshua Zimmerman 260-729-1078

*** NITECH JONES THUNDER STORM***
(2001 Autumn Oaks High Scoring English Male)
(GRNITECH Hardwood Lighting x NITECH Dry Fork Babe) DECEASED RIP MY FRIEND

***COUNTRY MUSIC MIGHTY MICKEY***2 - 2nd Place wins 6th@ 2010 English Days (GRNITECH J.T. Charley VII x Grace's Mighty Molly)

***COUNTRY MUSIC RED REBA***
(GRNITECH J.T. Charley VII x NITECH Richardson's Red Oak Sandy) 1st Place ACHA 1 HTX PASS

Country Music Toby [CMT] (Prowler X Dixie)
If it ain't COUNTRY, it ain't MUSIC !!!!!

I`ll slap both eyes in one socket
I`ll turn your nose where it will rain it it

o ya 4 inches of snow 15 degrees

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Country Boy Can Survive



Anderson County Coon Club
Lance White
865-919-7234

Boy I'll be on ya like stink on poop!
Then I will kick your but so hard the next time you pass gas your teeth will shatter!

I will kick you so hard it will send both of us to the hospital, you to get my boot out of your a$$, and me to get my boot.

psiskjr

you'd rather sh!t in your mommas bread pan than buck up to me.

you had better call the hospital and make a reservation.

left one made of steel, right one made of iron, and if the left one dont get you the right one will. (sisters fav one)

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ShortRidgeKennels- Bear n Down

I'll hit so fast,when you wake up you'll SWEAR you were surrounded.

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STILLWATER FARM'S BLUETICKS,
TOM JENNINGS
(937)875-5568

HOME OF.........
GRNITECH STILLWATER FARM'S BLUE LEGEND
NITECH STILLWATER FARM'S BLUE PRODIGY

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I heard a gal tell a dude one time long ago that if he didn't shut his mouth she was going to knock his rearend out of the frame!!
That's a pretty good lick from where I'm from!!!
She didn't use the word rearend either if you get my drift.

I will mop the floor with you and then kick ya azz for not get up in the corners

I'll hit you so hard,I will knock you back 10 generations.

Don't let your Alligator mouth,Overide your humming bird @ss.

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John
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'PR'BRAGGS OUTLAW BUDDIE> Former Owner
'PR'ADKINS BLUE DOG ANNIE
'PR'BRAGGS FATBOY (RIP)

ugly

I would slap the ugly off of you. But i dont have that much time .

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kim benning

I'm fixin to fill your tennis shoes up with blood.....

BUTTERFACE NEW WORD FOR YALL Meaning ,everything looked good but her face. Im going to punch you right in the c____k suker. . .

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kim benning

Man I hated to wip your azz, but you just kept begging!!!!!!!!!!

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kim benning

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a man needs to know his limitations

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legendary sniper kennels were every bark counts Nitech Sir Legendary Levi

YO MOMMA

heres one i use YOUR WIFE IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB EVERYBODY HAD A TURN....LOL..

you momas so fat she jumed in a rainbow and skittles fell out.

yo mommas so fat she jumped and the whole earth had a earth quake.

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PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM DREDD

HOME OF
DIXIE RIVERS DOG KENNELLS

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Owned by Lonnie Hubbard
Phone # 606-878-1450

before you step in sh@t make for sure you like the way smells!!

Don't let the next few minutes mess up the rest of your life....