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Posted by barryg35 on 02-05-2010 02:54 AM:

"its your stupid cat thats makin my dog bark so much"
"ill get those coon skins out of the fridge tonight"

"yes im ordering a new light, you dont want your son walking in the dark do you?"

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Posted by bullrider19591 on 02-05-2010 02:55 AM:

say to wives

my wife ask me where are u going hunting the woods lol

Posted by longshot on 02-05-2010 02:59 AM:

'' No Honey , I wasn't in the local bar last night , I just left my truck there when I met Larry to go hunting. We never went inside or anything. ''

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Posted by longshot on 02-05-2010 03:06 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by longshot
'' Larry won't be here for at least 15 minutes. Thats plenty of time.. Whadda ya say??''

'' You don't even have to put that book down ''

'' I promise I won't mess up your hair''

Lmao , don't kid me guys , I know ya'll have tried all three of these. Can you read between the lines. This will probably get the thread deleted. LMAO

I can see No one is gonna touch these with a 10 foot pole ? ROFLMAO..

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Posted by marvgru on 02-05-2010 01:41 PM:

Longshot, sorry ive only had 1 thread deleated in my time, if i commeted on that it blow my avarage! lol!

Posted by Buckskin Plott on 02-05-2010 02:55 PM:

I actually said this...
"My dogs have better breeding than your family does.. "
That didnt go over real well but sometimes you just say what is on your mind

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Posted by CSnowgren on 02-05-2010 03:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by longshot
I can see No one is gonna touch these with a 10 foot pole ? ROFLMAO..

"You don't even have to move, I'll do all the work."

"If it tastes bad, ask your sister how she learned to do it."

Get your mind out of the gutter! Not what you think

Posted by barryg35 on 02-05-2010 03:41 PM:

yall really trying to get it deleted now!

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Posted by ssgied on 02-05-2010 05:28 PM:

hmm

It was his dog that wouldn't come in,mine was in the box,that is why I'm so late.And she says" maybe you shouldn't hunt with him anymore",oh honey you know I'm just trying to help him out.

Posted by longshot on 02-05-2010 07:44 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by marvgru
Longshot, sorry ive only had 1 thread deleated in my time, if i commeted on that it blow my avarage! lol!

Yup, I'm thinking I might should put the padlock on the thread before it does end up in the gutter.... But man that is some funny stuff.. lmao

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Posted by Stampede on 02-09-2010 07:17 PM:

Re: hmm

quote:
Originally posted by ssgied
It was his dog that wouldn't come in,mine was in the box,that is why I'm so late.And she says" maybe you shouldn't hunt with him anymore",oh honey you know I'm just trying to help him out.

Yup, that's one that is used at my house a lot. Another one that may have been used is "Oh sure you've seen that dog before. He's been here for a year or so, he just grew a little..."

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Posted by Okie Dawg on 02-09-2010 07:26 PM:

Check is in the mail.............

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Posted by Okie Dawg on 02-09-2010 07:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by CSnowgren
"You don't even have to move, I'll do all the work."

"If it tastes bad, ask your sister how she learned to do it."

Get your mind out of the gutter! Not what you think

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by allaboutthedogs on 02-10-2010 12:38 AM:

lines

Ill be home before sun up

If you go I won't let you fall in the mud/creek/over a tree

You can sit in the truck its warm

Hey this guy wants me to watch his dog for a while

I'm sorry I was late the dogs were a mile in

Its three where have you been I was just walkin through the woods for no reason

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Posted by KWelch on 02-10-2010 12:57 AM:

Oh honey, I don't really want to go hunting tonight but he wants to go so I guess I'll make myself.

This is the number one I get. LMAO

Posted by BAWL_TRACK on 02-10-2010 01:05 AM:

some of yall are crazier then hell LMAO

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Posted by GORDON CATES on 02-10-2010 11:20 PM:

heres one everyone forgot:
hey baby call so and so and tell him im on my way,and i ll be there as quick as i can.

or

call him and tell him i got to get gas and im on my way.

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Posted by patches9452 on 02-10-2010 11:26 PM:

lol

cut the truck off so i can hear

Posted by elvis on 02-10-2010 11:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by longshot
I think even non-hunters have used that one a few times. LMAO

Another version of it would be ;

'' Larry won't be here for at least 15 minutes. Thats plenty of time.. Whadda ya say??''

'' You don't even have to put that book down ''

'' I promise I won't mess up your hair''

Lmao , don't kid me guys , I know ya'll have tried all three of these. Can you read between the lines. This will probably get the thread deleted. LMAO

Heres one that may get you locked outa the house Longshot.

"You dont need to take the top off, I dont have time to chew the fat"

Posted by longshot on 02-10-2010 11:56 PM:

LMAO !!! Elvis , your so bad......

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Posted by Allen Payne on 02-10-2010 11:59 PM:

NO I'm not just getting in, I'm just getting up I have to be to work early this morning.

Posted by bunnybuster24 on 02-11-2010 12:48 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by longshot
I think even non-hunters have used that one a few times. LMAO

Another version of it would be ;

'' Larry won't be here for at least 15 minutes. Thats plenty of time.. Whadda ya say??''

'' You don't even have to put that book down ''

'' I promise I won't mess up your hair''

Lmao , don't kid me guys , I know ya'll have tried all three of these. Can you read between the lines. This will probably get the thread deleted. LMAO

Seems I might have used those lines once or twice. Sad thing is they never work.

Posted by chastinamber92 on 01-22-2013 08:54 PM:

Its time to tree in the hole honey

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Posted by walkerdog1 on 01-22-2013 09:36 PM:

No thats not my dog it belongs to red I'm just going to hunt it awhile.

I didn't buy it im just trying it.

I need a new light.

I'm just going to the club to see who shows up to hunt...And later..

They need me to even the cast up

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Posted by walkerdog1 on 01-22-2013 09:42 PM:

Went to a hunt one time with out a dog about 2 hours later my phone rings she relized that all my dogs were in their pens...My answer well honey I'm hunting a dog for Red

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