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Posted by robgregory on 02-16-2015 05:12 PM:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by wbond
A blamey 14 here now and snowing anybody hunting tonight ? [/QUOTE NOPE!!! English Bob]

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Posted by wbond on 02-16-2015 06:11 PM:

Well David,s Governor has spoke

Governor McAuliffe will declare a state of emergency for the Commonwealth at 3pm in preparation for the winter storm.
12:36 PM - 16 Feb 2015

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Posted by wbond on 02-16-2015 06:12 PM:

Re: WB

quote:
Originally posted by robgregory
[QUOTE]Originally posted by wbond
A blamey 14 here now and snowing anybody hunting tonight ? [/QUOTE NOPE!!! English Bob]

Hey you could have the woods to yourself

Posted by Slough on 02-16-2015 07:53 PM:

Well since Bond didnt show up again, I had to work both hunts and the show.

Rode down to the coast yesterdiddy. The Nina and Pinta are at St Marks for a week, then took Mrs B out for a late valentine supper and to Carrabelle beach for sun set.

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Posted by Slough on 02-16-2015 07:55 PM:

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Posted by corky crowder on 02-16-2015 08:31 PM:

JAMES
NICE PIC
COULD THIS BE BOND
http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/vira...hDPUe?ocid=iehp

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Posted by Slough on 02-16-2015 10:58 PM:

Happy Hour is a state of mind not a time of day!

Catholic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and
asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's
no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to
donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell
me the dog was Catholic?

Donation

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'

'It is!'

'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'

'I can!'

'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your Congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'

'He will.'

Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation
ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,
grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college
girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them
three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . . . I'm telling everybody!'

Brothel Trip

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a
young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks
how old he is.

'I'm 90 years old,' he says.

'90?' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'

'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'

Senility

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting
senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not
senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'

Pest Control

A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom
together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him
in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom
discovered the man in the closet. 'Who are you?' he asked him.

'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.

'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.

'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man
replied.

'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards! '

Marriage Humour

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been reading our marriage certificate
for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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Stress Reliever

Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or
my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of
humor!'

Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head
with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied ,
'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in
your pants pocket'.The man then said 'When I was at the races last week ,
Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on
with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife
bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him
unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit
again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

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Posted by Slough on 02-16-2015 11:00 PM:

HOW AN OLD GUY CAN PICK UP WOMEN...

I'm getting on in years and not so good looking anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges.

But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of
my time traveling from place to place and enjoying life.
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us.

All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then
immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass
at my feet.

As we lay there making love, I thought to myself,

"Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!"

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Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 02-17-2015 12:49 AM:

I'M BACK!

I"M TIRED I"M OK! Prayers to all!
Long weekend and I was on the computer... the eather channel and email at least...then looking up a hundred things for mum... It snowed, It was cold...below zero and some good wind chills... There is a tons of snow in Boston and here although I didn't really see HERE yet. The icicles all over are intense and making ice dams etc. Mum s was a mess of leaks and I'm bushed...running up and down and dealing with pans and water and such. Had a very nice visit none the less. Just tired as can be. Bob even more so with all the plowing and shoveling but ALSO.. on our way into Brookline I felt the brakes GO in the suburban that was going to be PLOWING Valentines night...lol... SO we rushed thru the dinner and visit with Mum and Cass(NICE TIME) and Bob got home carefully in time to get parts and fix truck with a friend so he could plow...
All in all it wasn't so bad really. We were seeing how COLD and ICY and SNOWY it was getting down south and we are sending many prayers!!!! Be careful All!!!
Dan... I bet that nice clear spring water is tasty!
Great jokes and WARM PIX! Cool Knots..Bob the former scout leader loved them! and I think I read everything but running on empty so SORRY if I missed anything!!!!
HAPPY HUNTING if it's safe to get out, Heather

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Posted by wbond on 02-17-2015 01:53 AM:

Wow I 77 closed from a wreck detouring traffic at Exit 8 I bet that's a fun trip on route 52 going up and down the mountain my Mom hates that part from Fancy Gap to Cana especially before they built I 77 and all the truck traffic was on 52 a lot of them lost there brakes and whole lot of people have been killed on that mountain of course the same can be said for I 77 too

Was outside its 8 degrees and still snowing still as a mouse when 2 ridges over I hear a sound it's and old hound treed what a beautiful sound coming threw snow filled night but as I stood there listening I could not help but wonder who is the idiot out hunting tonight ?

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 02-17-2015 02:32 AM:

WAY COOL!

I"m sorry but the thought of hearing a dawg off in the distance like that just gives me the chills! Wish people coonhunted around here........... Idiots... Yup! That is the def. of coonhunter! lol...
Sorry to hear about all the accidents etc... I know same happeneing all over the place so prayers out to all!

Just got off the phone with my son RIchards Grandfather who is somewhere in VA at the moment...I forget where right now...lol... He said snow etc have missed them completely but his sons house a few miles away got tons... WEIRD winter so far!

OK.. can't keep eyes open.. Have a Great one,
Heather

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Posted by dan w on 02-17-2015 04:16 AM:

WB mabey that was Link and ole blue --lol --- see ya

Posted by rmcmillan on 02-17-2015 12:03 PM:

Good morning everyone.
16 about 4inches of snow

James
Nice pics
Wbond
How much snow you get.

Maryland government offices closed today. Must have been more snow down east.

Prayers sent. Stay safe n warm

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Posted by RANDY GIBSON on 02-17-2015 03:34 PM:

Was outside its 8 degrees and still snowing still as a mouse when 2 ridges over I hear a sound it's and old hound treed what a beautiful sound coming threw snow filled night but as I stood there listening I could not help but wonder who is the idiot out hunting tonight ? Price?

14 inches of snow on the mountain this morning!!!

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Posted by dan w on 02-17-2015 04:14 PM:

snow

Thanks to our neighbors with a snow blower and a shovel our driveway is clean

Posted by robgregory on 02-17-2015 05:17 PM:

SNOW

We only got about 7" here. Enough though for my wife to get her car stuck at the bottom of the driveway. Now she's mad at me cut I can't git it unstuck. Women---can't live with em--can't live without em. English Bob

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Posted by wbond on 02-17-2015 06:48 PM:

Haven't heard anything thing official but I would say ten inches just enough to make mess nothing fun like Heather is having

Posted by dan w on 02-17-2015 07:25 PM:

12 inches here ---- see ya

Posted by rmcmillan on 02-17-2015 10:36 PM:

WELL HECK GUYS WE ONLY HAVE ABOUT 4". MAKES ME FEEL BAD, LOL

Posted by rmcmillan on 02-17-2015 10:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by rmcmillan
http://news.Maryland.gov/dnr/2015/0...ng-regulations/

YOU FELLOWS CHECK THIS OUT. WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF IT. I HUNTED WITH THIS GUY MR HARDING ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO. HE WAS FRIENDS WITH THE GUYS I WAS BEAR HUNTING WITH. HE HAD HOUNDS FOR BEAR AND WAS A DECENT GUY. I HAVE ONLY SEEN HIM ONCE SINCE THEN.

Posted by dan w on 02-18-2015 12:18 AM:

WB you and Link and Price need the read what Rob just posted, see what yall are headed fer. --- lol ---- see ya

Posted by wbond on 02-18-2015 12:41 AM:

9 inches is what the Blacksburg airport is saying what we got

James I had planned on coming but my truck froze in its tracks I was stuck but Linkous said he had it covered ya mean he was a no show

Posted by wbond on 02-18-2015 03:44 AM:

Cabin fever already took Rachael and hunted Mikes silage nothing not a whimper hunted the hollow below the barn not a strike either I guess them in town coons must be payed up watching HBO or something else in someone's attic threw a peep hole oh well

Posted by rmcmillan on 02-18-2015 11:31 AM:

GOOD MORNING ALL
12 HERE

DAN,
SURE HOPE BOND AND THE GUYS DO NOT WIND UP LIKE THAT
WBOND,
BE A COLD HUNT, BUT AT LEAST YOU GAVE IT A TRY.

CHECKED MY TRAIL CAM I HAVE GOTTEN ANOTHER PIC OF A NICE BUCK. GUESS THEY WERE SMARTER THAN ME.

Posted by Slough on 02-18-2015 12:26 PM:

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