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Posted by Bluedogman on 03-24-2011 05:11 PM:

I can't see it clearly enough to recognize the favor!

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Posted by Bluedogman on 03-24-2011 05:37 PM:

Great story Bond!

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Posted by wbond on 03-24-2011 06:00 PM:

Re: Ok which one of you was out in your new Halloween costume yesterday

quote:
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My vote David but than it could be one of them black monkey's Ilyle is talking on the Black Panther post

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Posted by wbond on 03-24-2011 06:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
well todays the day folks...headed to Craig County to court over the hunting accident when my neice was shot, may be on later may be three meals and a cot, may have to get Bond or Corky to bail me out...who knows, anyway say one for me and my brother we will probably need it. best news is I got to watch Amber pitch in two games the past week so she is doing great

David

good luck call me if you need bail money

Posted by cougar 1 on 03-24-2011 07:23 PM:

Stories, David do you remember the Panther Story that a certain man told about a panther he seen in the grove one night. He needs to come forward and tell it don't you think?

Posted by Jerry Davidson on 03-24-2011 08:18 PM:

32 degrees and light snow here.

I started reading this thread.
Read about the first 10 pages.
Skipped about 100.
Took a while, here is the story from east Tn.

Working on the road and having people from above the Mason dixon line visit at our house I have come to understand that the housing market and Iraq are not this nations biggest problems. It is the lack of sweet tea and people that know how to make it.
McDonalds is not the answer this puts your sweet tea fedish in the hands of a huge Corpertation and can change the way they make it or do away with it at any time. So here it goes

1st you need tea bags to each there own but we use Lipton and you want to use 3 family size tea bags to a gallon of sweet tea

Next you need a small metal pot( I have one from Brazil that a man gave me to make Cuban coffee in about one quart in size) I have had mine for 4 years now the more you use it the better the tea will be

Boil your water is said pot and turn off heat add tea bags and let stoop( not sure if that is the right spelling for that word) if you forget about it dont worry tea wont go bad if there is not sugar in it.

HERE IS WHERE IS GETS TRICKY

Fla and the yankee State add 1 cup sugar to gallon of tea and water

Ga and Alabama add 1 and half cups of sugar to tea and water and O yeah most of Kentucky

Mississippi Texas Va WVa and South Carolina add 2 cups of sugar to you tea and water

LASTLY IF YOU LIVE IN THE MOUNTAIN TEEW North Ga and South west Va and the whole state of Tn and North Car ADD 2 1/2 TO 3 CUPS OF SUGAR ....to you water and tea if it pours easlily add more sugar

Hope this helps anyone on a sweet tea fix and wasnt sure How to cure it

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Posted by 1nighthunter on 03-24-2011 08:27 PM:

Explanation for being unfaithful

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

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Posted by Jerry Davidson on 03-24-2011 09:08 PM:

Why I am Divorced!!!!!

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning..

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought....

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner..'

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,

' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

On the couch.....

Naked.

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Posted by corky crowder on 03-24-2011 10:17 PM:

IM BACK I SEE WE GOT A COUPLE NEW ONES ON WELCOME
GOOD LUCK DAVID .

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Posted by corky crowder on 03-25-2011 12:57 AM:

I FINALLY FOUND THE KENNELS OWNED BY BOND AND LINKUS

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 03-25-2011 01:05 AM:

Re: Re: Sweet Tea LOL

quote:
Originally posted by Bluedogman
Heather...remember back a few years...another time another place , you started posting on a message board where some of us were having a good time... before some undesirables made their grand entrance and destroyed the place...well, you know,,,anyway I started talking some foolishness at you and you asked me if I knew you were a married woman and my reply was that I was not going to hold that against you! See I done told these bad boys here to watch that freshness but they just won't listen!

VAGUE memory... LOL... My poor brain...

Seriously though... I'm not too much of a party pooper. Guys will be guys and I did hang out with WAY too many male friends growing up to get hurt easy....

Then there is the biker crowd.... MAN the women are WAY worse than the men... I was kinda shocked by that! Yeah...not too much bothers me.

L Lyle... Only thing YOU do is sometimes stump my brain on the lingo...LOL.. But I love a challenge!
Heather

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Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 03-25-2011 01:07 AM:

Mom

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
GOOD MORNING
45DEG HAD SOME THUNDER STORMS LAST NIGHT.
JOHNNY AND ILYLE BEEN MAKING GOOD READING ON HERE AND ON BIG CAT THREAD
I WONT BE ON MUCH DURING THE DAY FOR THE NEXT WEEK GOT GO STAY WITH MOM . SHE IS DOING FINE BUT THE DOCTORS WANT SOMEONE CLOSE BY ALL TIME .

Hope you ENJOY your time with her! I found the time I "had" to spend with Mum at the hospital and then at home so nice. We really enjoyed the time together. Hope she continues to do well!
Heather

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Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 03-25-2011 01:08 AM:

GOOD LUCK!

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
well todays the day folks...headed to Craig County to court over the hunting accident when my neice was shot, may be on later may be three meals and a cot, may have to get Bond or Corky to bail me out...who knows, anyway say one for me and my brother we will probably need it. best news is I got to watch Amber pitch in two games the past week so she is doing great

David

BEst of luck and Great news on Amber!!!

Heather

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Posted by corky crowder on 03-25-2011 01:10 AM:

Re: Mom

quote:
Originally posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS
Hope you ENJOY your time with her! I found the time I "had" to spend with Mum at the hospital and then at home so nice. We really enjoyed the time together. Hope she continues to do well!
Heather

THANKS HEATHER GLAD YOUR MUM AND WEBSTER ARE DOING BETTER TO

HEATHER WEATHERMAN SAID WE COULD GET WINTERY MIX SAT MORNING

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 03-25-2011 01:15 AM:

Re: Re: Mom

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
THANKS HEATHER GLAD YOUR MUM AND WEBSTER ARE DOING BETTER TO

Thanks Corky!

OH BTW everyone... our SNOW!?! LOL.. we had a dusting, didn't stick to the ground etc... Got to 40. THis aftn was COOL though!! We had sun snow... it was swirling all around and sunny. AND... I TOTALLY spaced out and did NOT go out to get pix! DUH! lol......

Have a Great night everyone! Heather

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Posted by corky crowder on 03-25-2011 01:17 AM:

HEATHER
WEATHERMAN SAID WINTERY MIX FOR US SAT MORNING

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 03-25-2011 03:35 AM:

NO!!!!!

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
HEATHER
WEATHERMAN SAID WINTERY MIX FOR US SAT MORNING

it is SPRING! lol..... I IGNORED the weather... I'm on strike and don't wanna know! lol...

Have a Good night y'all, sleep tight OR have a blast out hunting!

Heather

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Posted by OUTLAW REDBONE on 03-25-2011 03:53 AM:

RED DAWG'S GET-R-DONE

Brother and sister

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Posted by corky crowder on 03-25-2011 04:20 AM:

GREAT PIC BUCK

Posted by Bluedogman on 03-25-2011 10:23 AM:

Go Red Dogs!

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Posted by Bluedogman on 03-25-2011 10:47 AM:

Nice jokes fellas!

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Posted by corky crowder on 03-25-2011 11:14 AM:

GOOD MORNING
35 DEG NOT SPOSED TO GET OUT OF 50S TODAY

Posted by Bluedogman on 03-25-2011 12:14 PM:

Morning! 42 right now! High in the low 70's. Nice weather I think.

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Posted by dlinkous on 03-25-2011 01:26 PM:

its all over but the work now

recieved one year of unsupervised probation, as explained to me you BETTER be good for a year or you will be back in front of me and it will not be good...also 20 hours of community service and must attend the Virginia Hunters Safety Course within the next six months along with 81 dollars of court cost...all for putting a loaded gun in a vehicle which is not illegal, just my luck

brother got one year of unsupervised probation and the Safety course but they drop the course since he had taken it with my nephew less than six months ago

oh well could have been worse

David

Posted by Bluedogman on 03-25-2011 01:35 PM:

Had been wondering about you. Glad you came out as well as you did.

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