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Posted by 1nighthunter on 02-24-2011 02:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by l.lyle
"the House next door to me been sold to catlovers"" The guy that inheruted it from his lover made a handshake deal on it for 53k. Then an appraaaaaisal was done for 75 K . The handshake was then off and he sold it to catloveres for 93K .. They lived in it for two years and got evicted last week . I walked next door but before I got to the door, the cat urine liked to have knocked me down . My offfer to the bank now stands at 25K . Bu dadada du da da. Kiss off.

HOPE YOU GET IT BUT I AM NOT SURE I WOULD WANT TO CLEAN UP THE CAT URINE MATCH MAYBE AND THAN THERE GOES YOUR HOUND TRAINING SUPPLY OF CATS BACK TO THE SHELTERS I GUESS

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Posted by 1nighthunter on 02-24-2011 08:35 PM:

The Medicine Man

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man. The medicine man slowly, methodically, produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is powerful medicine. It must be respected. You take only teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want." The old man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until next full moon."

The old man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

Posted by wbond on 02-25-2011 04:05 AM:

spring must be here everybody outside and hunting corky see you at setw days

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Posted by corky crowder on 02-25-2011 11:40 AM:

GOOD MORNING
54DEG RAIN SPOSED TO CLEAR OUT TODAY
WBOND
WE SURE DIDNT HAVE MUCH ON HERE YESTERDAY. SEE YOU TOMARROW.
CLEO JOHNNY JAMES NIGHTHUNTER ILYLE REB OR ANYONE ELSE GOING TO BE AT SETWD TOMARROW.

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Posted by Bluedogman on 02-25-2011 12:23 PM:

Morning!

57 and light rain here this morning! 'Spose to move out by evening and be nice Saturday.

Sorry, I won't be able to make the event.

How's the 'puter doing Cleo?

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Posted by Slough on 02-25-2011 12:26 PM:

Mornin, cloudy and windy.

Not gona make SETWD's. Got a club hunt at our club Sat. night and Ga. State at our club next weekend.

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Posted by Bluedogman on 02-25-2011 12:27 PM:

That's a good one nighthunter!

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Posted by Bluedogman on 02-25-2011 02:03 PM:

Sun's out now! Beautiful!

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Posted by wbond on 02-25-2011 04:11 PM:

warm but wendy here
Slough Lyndell as entered the cyber side of coonhunting his handle cougar 1 eveyone needs to give as much greif as possible its about time he came out of hiding

Posted by Cleo on 02-25-2011 06:09 PM:

Hi Johnny....just sent you an email...

The computer is OK, I guess. Shoot, I haven't had time to get on it! I'm gonna work on it this weekend.

Thanks!

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Posted by Slough on 02-25-2011 06:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wbond
warm but wendy here
Slough Lyndell as entered the cyber side of coonhunting his handle cougar 1 eveyone needs to give as much greif as possible its about time he came out of hiding

Always like fresh meat

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Posted by corky crowder on 02-25-2011 07:49 PM:

WINDY WINDY SUNNY WIND 40 T0 50 MPH

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 02-26-2011 12:18 AM:

Hey There!

RAIN RAIN RAIN here! Been going since morning(or middle of night?)... IT's hitting the ground... running and freezing in some spots. Supposed to get COLD tonight again too. Hey, it's WINTER in New England...

Been busy here the last few days. Haven't been doing anything but busy work....and reading. I got into a book and had to finish it.... a BIT obsessive I am!

Nothing interesting around here except a bit more coon action at the cams and in the hayloft. They are slimmer for sure.

Well, better catch up on here... never did get on yesterday either....

Have a GREAT night and good luck to anyone in the Comps. this weekend!!! Heather

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Posted by corky crowder on 02-26-2011 09:12 AM:

GOOD MORNING
32DEG GETTING READY TO LEAVE FOR SETWD SEE YALL TONIGHT

Posted by corky crowder on 02-27-2011 12:09 AM:

JUST GOT BACK BEAUTIFUL WEATHER SAW BOND AND PRICE NEVER DID SEE LINKUS MAYBE HE WAS TRASHING WBOND HAD HIS GRANDSON HE IS MIGHTY HANDSOM YOUNG MAN

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 02-27-2011 02:05 AM:

Hi Folks!

Nice DRY day here, not too cold either after a cool night. Nothing at all interesting happened here today. One of those BORING days... Didn't seem to get much done at all. Not a bad day though...

COrky, glad you had nice weather! Hope SETWD goes well for everyone.....

Have a Great night all, Heather

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Posted by corky crowder on 02-27-2011 12:08 PM:

GOOD MORNING
39DEG CLOUDY
HEATHER GLAD IT WARMED A LITTLE FOR YALL

Posted by Bluedogman on 02-27-2011 12:18 PM:

Mornin all! 49 here this morning. Foggy. Trees and flowers busting out all over.

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Posted by Bluedogman on 02-27-2011 12:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Cleo
Hi Johnny....just sent you an email...

The computer is OK, I guess. Shoot, I haven't had time to get on it! I'm gonna work on it this weekend.

Thanks!

Hello!
Sorry, I was away all afternoon! I read and replied to your e-mail about 7-ish.

Hope you get your laptop up and running and like it.

Guess you must be out of pocket yourself.

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Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 02-28-2011 12:33 AM:

HELLO!

Woke up to a few more inches of pretty snow. Supposed to have a "wintery mix" over night and freezing rain tomorrow! Still winter... but with the ups and down and cools and warms typical of here... It was so pretty today. Didn't take pix cause I was so busy... had to do my chores and Bobs... since I FORCED him to go to the emerg. room to get his broken rib xrayed...lol.. it was indeed cracked and I got to give him a bunch of I TOld You Sos... He has been miserable for a week with it... and pushing too hard anyway... He is now on some meds and knows what to do and not do etc.
I can't believe the weekend is done! Tomorrow I will have the yapping little cur mix for the day... and NO REST at all! On a rainy cold freezing slippery day! HAHAHAHAHAaaaaa!

Look forward to flowers and such soon here!

Later, Gators, Heather

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Posted by VA.REB on 02-28-2011 01:55 AM:

NEAR 70 TODAY, THANK YOU LORD JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by corky crowder on 02-28-2011 02:21 AM:

REB

THE WEATHER IS SPOSED TO BE NICE AFTER WE GET RAIN TONIGHT AND TOMARROW ARE YALL AS DRY UP THERE AS WE ARE DOWN HERE

Posted by wbond on 02-28-2011 02:46 AM:

Madon and his trophy at Southeastern

Thanks to the young lady who let us borrow her dog

Posted by corky crowder on 02-28-2011 02:48 AM:

WBOND
NICE PIC

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 02-28-2011 03:52 AM:

WHAT HE SAID!

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
WBOND
NICE PIC

CONGRATS MASON! Nice job and COOL Trophy!

HappyHunting and showing! Heather and Bob

VA REB! 70!!!!?!!! You Lucky Dawg! Hope that weather stays nice for you!

Corky, hope your weather ends up Awesome!

Night everyone, gotta rest up ...get my Beauty sleep! lol I need a TON of that at the moment....

HappyHunting, Heather

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