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Posted by Slough on 09-15-2014 07:35 PM:

Come on down, the waters fine

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Posted by Slough on 09-15-2014 09:35 PM:

As the season is fixing to change, watch for theses signs

- if you get ready for hunting season by dyeing your mullet camo.
- if you sew the legs back on your jeans at the end of each summer.
- if you know how many bales of hay your car can hold.
- if when you say, Let's hit the hay, you actually mean it.
- if your duck call turns your wife on.
- if your most expensive jacket is camouflage.
- if you've ever swapped shirts with a scarecrow.
- if you actually know which kinds of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.
- if you've ever been hunting on a tractor.
- if a full moon reminds you of your mother-in-law pulling weeds.
- if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
- if you’ve been shot at while getting your firewood from your neighbor's yard.
- if you’ve ever valet parked a John Deere Harvester.

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Posted by Slough on 09-15-2014 09:35 PM:

As told by a single woman:

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the drunk's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right and was single.
I looked over the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity got the better of me. I said, “'Yes, you are correct. But how on earth did you know that I was single?”
The drunk replied, “’Cause you're ugly!"

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Posted by corky crowder on 09-15-2014 10:08 PM:

JAMES GOOD ONES
BOSSES NEW RIDE [SHE TWISTED MY ARM FRIDAY UNTILL I BOUGHT IT ]

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BLACK & TANS
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BRANDON MAYO
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TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Posted by wbond on 09-15-2014 10:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Come on down, the waters fine

Linkous can handle that over grown lizard no problem

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Posted by wbond on 09-15-2014 10:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
JAMES GOOD ONES
BOSSES NEW RIDE [SHE TWISTED MY ARM FRIDAY UNTILL I BOUGHT IT ]

Whew wee you can't hide money she's a nice one now all you need is a shiny new red or walker dog to go along with it

Posted by Slough on 09-15-2014 10:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder

BOSSES NEW RIDE [SHE TWISTED MY ARM FRIDAY UNTILL I BOUGHT IT ]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$New toolbox, new dogbox, custom seatcovers, fitted floormats and then The Blue Dog!

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Posted by Slough on 09-15-2014 10:55 PM:

Which I kinda like black fords

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Posted by corky crowder on 09-15-2014 11:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Which I kinda like black fords

NICE RIG

Posted by John Sisley on 09-16-2014 03:32 AM:

Good evening gang.

Corky - We treed 2 Saturday night. I didn't see the Northern Lights. Nice truck.

James - nice gator. Good jokes. I am going to steal the one about the ugly woman and post it on Facebook.

Prayers for all, have a great evening.

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Posted by rmcmillan on 09-16-2014 11:24 AM:

MORNING GANG
WARMER HERE TODAY.
CORKY,
NICE RIG. NEEDS A NEW DOG BOX TO GO WITH IT.
SLOUGH,
NICE GATOR. KEEP IT DOWN THERE.
DAN,
BLUETICK AT BLAIRSVILLE. CALLED LEON, I HAVE NOT HUNTED WITH HIM BUT THE GUYS THAT I KNOW THAT HAVE SAYS HE IS A GOOD ONE. WISH HIM ALOT OF LUCK. WAL CURS HAVE THE ADVANTAGE WITH THE NUMBERS AGAIN. AND THEN THERE IS MR. CLEAN, I GUESS HE IS SOMETHING TO RECKON WITH. HOPE THEY ALL HAVE A GOOD HUNT.

WHERE IS THE REST OF THE BUNCH?

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Ntch. GrCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Magic
Gr.Nt.Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Hawk
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all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

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Posted by pttm08 on 09-16-2014 12:00 PM:

Morning all,

Corky,
Nice truck. I am sure the boss might let you drive every once in a while.

James,
Be down for a swim in no time.lol.
Nice jokes

Been doing some hunting here and there. Finally got to see what a coon in the tree. I can not wait till these leaves fall off. So much underbrush where I hunt you can't even see the tree. Club is coming right along so far two HTX hunts total of 24 dogs and have had 5 passes. One more on September the 27th. First Nite hunt and bench show is October the 24th. Looking forward to it.

Prayers to all in need.

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Let's get Ticked

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 09-16-2014 05:24 PM:

Hi ALL!

Prayers to all in need!
Good News Corky and Nice Truck!!
James... Funny stuff for sure... and WB in such a position of importance? WHAT were they thinking? lol...
Good Weekend with mum although she DID tumble off her chair...doing one of those STOOPID...I can do it myself things. She was trying to pick up a kleenex or napkin...and couldn't get up so I had to lift her.... she was unhurt and all is well.
I have a Massive headache. Was not good yesterday so I didn't get on here... worse today! Go Figure.. might have twisted my neck... I'll live. I KNOW I did NOT hit my head so not a worry.
Did get to see the Pats win in pieces. Not a great game but a win.
OK.. I think I'll go see wasssup elsewhere while I can still function. With this kinda headache I may or may not be back later. I do NOT want worry though please! With my brai injury I get these from time to time and I just have to wait it out!
Have a great aftn! HappyHunting too, Heather

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Posted by corky crowder on 09-16-2014 06:43 PM:

GOOD AFTERNOON
74 SUN
THANKS FOR ALL THE COMPLIMENTS
SHE SAID I GOT A GOOD LOOKING TRUCK GOOD LOOKING HUSBAND AND GOOD LOOKING DOG WHAT MORE COULD A WOMAN WANT
WB
BOSS SAID ONLY B&TS IN THAT TRUCK
JOHN
GLAD YOU HAD GOOD HUNT
MIKE
GLAD YOU GOT TO SEE ONE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE EVENT
ROB
HOPE THE B&T AND BLUES DO GOOD IN FINALS LIKE TO SEE FINAL 4 B&T BLUE RED AND ENGLISH
HEATHER
HOPE YOUR HEADACHE GOSE AWAY SOON
SHANNON VABLUE SHAWN NEED TO CHEAK IN

Posted by RANDY GIBSON on 09-16-2014 09:01 PM:

That black ford would look good with a redtick standing on top of it!!!!!!!
Was that gator dinner??

Heather hope you feel better, I have a friend that gets cluster headaches puts him down for days at a time.

Bond, I'm pulling for the English dogs, but clean has been on fire looks like??

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Posted by dan w on 09-16-2014 10:20 PM:

rob I am going to pull for Leon ---- see ya

Posted by dan w on 09-17-2014 12:05 AM:

Corky how does your arm feel now ?????? see ya

Posted by corky crowder on 09-17-2014 12:31 AM:

IT IS STILL SORE SHE HAD TO TWIST IT HARD

Posted by wbond on 09-17-2014 03:13 AM:

I guess I will be watching Jarred Hutcherson with Grand Nite CH Hutch's Big Walnut Boone HTX along with J C Mitchum and Adam Queesnberry with CH GR Nite CH PR Mill Creek Sugarbean HTX home town boys and Matt Bolton with Grand Nite CH PR Tracks 100 Proof Moonshine

Posted by rmcmillan on 09-17-2014 11:27 AM:

GOOD MORNING ALL.
46 HERE.
WELL THE BOYS TEAM WON AGAIN LAST NIGHT 4-1. DEFEATING THERE BIG RIVAL IS ALWAYS ALOT OF FUN.
CORKY,
YOU HAD BEST GET A GOOD COAT OF WAX ON THAT TRUCK BEFORE WINTER. AS FAR AS ENGLISH, B&T, BLUE AND RED DOG IN FINAL CAST THAT MIGHT BE A STRETCH. IT WOULD BE NICE. NO WAL CUR, BUT I DOUBT THAT HAPPENS THEY HAVE THE MAJORITY AGAIN.
WBOND,
HOW WAS THE TRIP TO BLAIRSVILLE AGAIN. I WOULD HAVE CAME UP BUT THERE WAS TO MUCH GOING ON.
MIKE,
SOUNDS LIKE THE HTX ARE DOING WELL.

PRAYERS SENT.

Posted by Slough on 09-17-2014 12:28 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
IT IS STILL SORE SHE HAD TO TWIST IT HARD

But at least you get to sleep in the house

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Posted by Slough on 09-17-2014 12:33 PM:

Pulling for blue of course. Would be something for Clean to win it again as long as Stretch aint handling him. Would rather see a new face in the winners circle though esp with a non walker. Would really be something if the Plot won it, that breed is at a 104 to 1 odds right now.

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Posted by corky crowder on 09-17-2014 01:55 PM:

GOODMORNING
57 DEG SUN
ROB
I DONT EXPECT A NO WAL CUR FINAL 4 BUT WOULD BE NICE
JAMES
PLOT WINNING WOULD BE SOMTHING
RANDY
SHE SAYS ONLY B&T
EVERYONE HAVE GREAT DAY

Posted by RANDY GIBSON on 09-17-2014 01:55 PM:

Phillip Foster

is a friend of mine going with a English female named bindi
he's just an ol country boy that's works for a living an don't
have the money to hire the hired guns!!! but he can hold his own in any company!!! "so can that little female" she was double cast winner @ zone 8

Posted by Slough on 09-17-2014 02:29 PM:

Big River Dan (eng) and Mark Loney have done some winning. He is a good dog and Mark is just a good ole boy. Mark's wife can cook some good coon. She works her tail off in the kitchen when the State Fed. has hunts up there. She was probably running the kitchen for the zone hunt since they were the host of zone 8. If they had sent WB down there, he would have gained 30 lbs. LOL

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