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Posted by Slough on 08-29-2013 05:10 PM:

An Tennessee Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than
the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break,
and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses
him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with
it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized
that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school,
internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so
then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started
fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred
Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was
Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away
my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson
with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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Posted by pttm08 on 08-29-2013 05:43 PM:

Good afternoon,

Corky,
Yes it is tough to decide. I want a male but she fell in love with this female. So we talked about it and came to a compromise and are keeping the one she wants. I do not want to go through two pups at once. Not sure enough about myself to take that on yet.
I am thinking though that 4 dogs we be a nice even number instead of three.lol.

Heather,
I hope you are doing better and healing up.

John
Glad buzz is doing better and came through alright. He is a good looking dog.

Shawn,
Yeah I guess Southeastern English days is the closest, next to Walker Days. I enjoyed English Day in Bluffton,IN last year and hope to go back to it next year as long as AO. I had a good time at the Grand American I just do not care for the swamp hunts.lol.
Mike is doing good he is planning on coming up with me the 7th. I hope to see you all there.

WB,Randy,
Nice pics.

BB have fun up there. Keep us updated on what you do and send some pics.

Hope everyone has a great day. I will be heading to Baltimore Inner Harbor for the weekend to enjoy our 2 year anniversary. I hope everyone has a great weekend.

Prayers for all.

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Posted by corky crowder on 08-29-2013 06:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
A REAL B&T
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...&FORM=VIRE3
BOND AND RANDY
NICE PIC

didnt know if anyone would see was last post on page

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Posted by rmcmillan on 08-29-2013 07:30 PM:

Afternoon all.
hot here.
Corky
knee feeling better everyday. Dr. appt later today.
Bond
Nice pics.
Mike
inner harbor. enjoy. our office is a few blocks from there. I see it once a month. I live three hours west of Baltimore. Eat at hard rock cafe. steak and chicken wings are good. Cheesecake factory spaghetti is good. that is about all I ever had.

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Posted by pttm08 on 08-29-2013 08:28 PM:

Thanks for the info Rob. I am goign for some fresh good seafood. The crab cakes in that area are to die for. We have a terminal in Glen Burnie and there is a little place on Rithcie Highway that has killer crab cakes.

Corky,
That is some big ears.

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Posted by pttm08 on 08-29-2013 08:53 PM:

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors, lawyers and businessmen.

One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who had moved to Florida.

The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "And I had a large theater built in the house."

The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration Mama sent out her "Thank You" notes.

She wrote: Milton , the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you so much."

Love, Mama.

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Posted by dan w on 08-29-2013 09:03 PM:

------ my pics of thompson valley came out a little dark but here they are ------- see ya

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Posted by dan w on 08-29-2013 09:12 PM:

Posted by rmcmillan on 08-29-2013 11:08 PM:

Dan
Nice pics
Mike
I think the grand pris race opened this morn in downtown Baltimore.

Dr appt went well my knee is doing well. I am to take therapy. 4 to 6 weeks off no driving. that part sux.

Posted by dan w on 08-30-2013 12:24 AM:

Rob good luck with your knee, i,ll be camping out with my bear hunting buddies this weekend, hope we tree a couple. ----- big football weekend. ------ see ya

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 08-30-2013 12:35 AM:

Hi ALL!

Hello there!
Prayers to all in need!

Rob, glad knee is doing as expected! Be good and good luck with all the PT!

NICE PIX everyone! AND...Corky... those ARE long ears! Longer than Websters but not by too much...LOL.....

SHoulder was doing quite a bit better UNTIL...lol... What a disaster I am lately... I took quite a spill over a dog gate from the pantry to the back hall! It went in slow motion... I landed on my knees and maybe my hands? Not sure.. but now my legs, feet and neck are sore along with the shoulder! LMBO.... I should be strapped to a chair for a week I think...... ? Yikes! And NO... the gate is not new...been there as long as the pantry has...lol....
Drizzly grey cool day here today. I did laundry and napped.... Now we're waiting for the Patriots game to start! FEELS like football weather!
Have a Great one y'all, Heather

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 08-30-2013 02:51 AM:

Omgosh ... The pictures are outstanding !!! Thank you everyone for posting them !!! I love mountains !!!! It's simply beautiful in VA .. Love love love them !!
Wishing everyone the best at AO !!! me and molly will y'all next year !!!

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 08-30-2013 02:54 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by dan w
Rob good luck with your knee, i,ll be camping out with my bear hunting buddies this weekend, hope we tree a couple. ----- big football weekend. ------ see ya

I love college football !!!! Can't wait for the GA and Clemson game... I DO NOT like Death Valley ... Lol lol lol !! I will be watching the game on Saturday !!!!

if Clemson happens to win.. By some slim chance... Ill never hear the end of it !!! Lol

Posted by pttm08 on 08-30-2013 03:05 AM:

The pup my wife likes and wants to keep. Too many tough decisions.

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 08-30-2013 03:43 AM:

Pt... Just keep them all ...!! Lol ..
Tooo cute !!!!

Posted by John Sisley on 08-30-2013 04:34 AM:

Hi guys. Was hot and sticky here today.

Thanks for all the well wishes and prayers for Buzz. I went to see him tonight. They are taking the catheter out tomorrow. He looked pretty good. If he can pee I will be able to bring him home.

Vablugal - he has no Mainstreet in him. He is out of Huck a Buck and Timber Valley Ten. I do like the Mainstreet dogs though. I hunt a lot with Mainstreet Jack's littermate sister. She is a real nice dog.

Corky - those are some big ears. Those would give the coons something to chew on.

James - good one.

Shawn - enjoy your anniversary trip.

Mike - good one. I agree with Shannon, keep em all.

Rob - glad the knee is getting better.

Those are great pictures of the mountains guys. Keep em coming.

Dan - good luck treeing the bears.

Heather - glad the shoulder is improving.

Have a great night.

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Posted by John Sisley on 08-30-2013 04:43 AM:

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Posted by Shaw72 on 08-30-2013 11:30 AM:

Good morning gang.
62 here this morning.
Poor Buzz feeling for the old man. Praying for a speedy recovery.
Great pics everyone.
Vabluegal man I hope you'll don't have a den of them things around. Youll going to highland this weekend?
Shannon death valley watch out!!! The real game saturday 5:30. Alabama at tech. Now thats a game.
Corky how's mom doing? You'll getting blew ready?

Prayers for all and have a great Friday.

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Posted by rmcmillan on 08-30-2013 01:24 PM:

Good morning everyone.
67 Here.
Thanks to everyone for the get well wishes.
Corky
long ears
Mike
Nice looking pup. future grand nite.
Dan
Have a good time camping. tree a few big guns.

Prayers sent to all. Buzz included
Have a good holiday weekend.
Check in later.

Posted by corky crowder on 08-30-2013 01:47 PM:

GOODMORNING
69 FOGGY
HEATHER
WILL BE PRAYING HOPE INJURIES NOT TOO BAD
DW
NICE PIC
MIKE
GOOD LOOKING PUP ENJOY TRIP
SHANNON
OUT IN THE WOODS WITH MOLLY WOULD BE BETTER THAN ANY FOOTBALL GAME
JOHN
PRAYING FOR BUZZ .
SHAWN
MOM DOING GOOD YOU KEEPING ENGLISH BOB IN THE WOODS
VABLUE
WHEN IS NEXT EVENT AT GOSHEN
ROB
PRAYIN FOR GOOD DR REPORT

Posted by Moonlightanna on 08-30-2013 02:33 PM:

Good morning friends ...

You are right corky !! It's soooo hot here .. Yesterday was 97 with hear index 100.. So it felt like 102 !!!! Geeee come on fall !!!!

Rob . Hope you're knee is feeling better !!

Shawn .. Hope you have a great weekend !!

Dan... How are ya ??

John ... Sweet sweet hound !!!

Pt... That's right .. I couldn't get rid of any of them !!

Are the redbone people still RUNNING .... Guess they are chacing those slick treeing hounds and haven't made it home yet ... Lol lol..

Every one have a great weekend !!!

Posted by pttm08 on 08-30-2013 02:38 PM:

Morning all,
Rob does seem like the Grand Prix of Baltimore will be in town. No wonder I got my room so cheap I am right on the track,lol. Oh well will be over by 7:30 at night.

John,
Glad Buzz is doing good.
My goal is I want to dual grand the one I keep. I am hoping people do not get tired of me asking questions. Been reading up on different things. Explained to my wife that next year would be alot of traveling and hunting. She said she can not wait. I think she is just looking for reasons to get rid of me,lol.

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Posted by vabluegal on 08-30-2013 03:24 PM:

Afternoon everyone! Hope all is well!

Shawn I no that what we afraid of! Yea we going 2 highland he should finish truck up today so it b our 1st pull wit it a little nerves! Lol

Corky I'm pretty sure the end of sept!

Rob glad knee doing good!

John glad buzz doin good! I ain't a English person but that 1 we got he pretty good he out of main street max!

Everyone have good day!!

Posted by Slough on 08-30-2013 03:58 PM:

just a pretty pic

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