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Rob it has the belt down on the right hand bottom. Plus its the mesh vest so it can breath. I'm just tired of my belt and suspenders. I like all the extra pouches also. Yea i've been watching graigslist for a good used one.

Mike as of right now my plans are to go but who knows what will happen before then.

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Good afternoon.

High 80's here today.

Wendell - congratulations.

Shawn - nope, I didn't hunt this weekend. Cut firewood and mowed grass. I thought about going. I even charged my light but when it got dark the couch seamed pretty inviting.

James - good ones.

Have a great evening everyone.

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John Sisley

The Light Turned Yellow





The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.



The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.



As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up..



He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.



After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.



He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."

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Hi Everyone!

Prayers to all in need. Extra prayers to you and your husband on your sad loss... She WILL live on in your hearts forever!


Had a Great weekend with Mum! Did some pruning, paperwork, stuff... then ended up with a shoulder injury just before I left... The table my mother sits at... collapsed when my chair brushed against it... My mother was NOT in the room but was getting dressed...My friend, Mike the carpenter had shown up an hour early to drive me home... Helooked a the wrong clock...lol..) any way.. I has sat down to talk to him and when I turned the table went... broken glass and Stuff everywhere and a HUGE bang and crash and I guess I must have reached to grab the big table as it went? Not sure but I know I have a tiny seperation(done it before) in my already bad shoulder...lol.. As we started to clean the mess...and Mike looked at the table we realised the table WAS GOING TO COLLAPSE last night...no matter what...and if mum had been sitting in her normal seat her neck would have broken between the table and the large window seat/radiator.... That knowledge shook me up bigtime. Mike did a temp. fix, strengthening the leg some...but will build a permenant fix later on... EVERYTHING happens for a reason... Mike was early, I sat in a weird place and banged the table and Mum was FINE!
I'm taking GOOD care of the shoulder, no worries! And I WILL see the Dr in a couple days if there is ANY sign it is not healing right!!!
Weather is nice, we haven't had rain at all though... in a bit so we have to keep watering stuff... THe nights are cool an beautiful... feels like coonhunting weather... sigh... SOmeday we'll go again!
Have a Great night, happyhunting! Heather

PS... Pups look AWESOME and hi to EVERYONE...can't try to catch up on all .... sorry!

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Well y'all are behind in the deer kill already I done got a big deal ole nice doe with the truck

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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~~ Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
Thomas Jefferson

Good morning gang.
68 and seems to be nice out.

Bond hate to that. Hope you and your truck are ok.

Corky, Dan and Vabluegal you'll going on the 7th?
Still no shannon? Hope all is well.
Rob just a few more days untill the doctor vist. I no when I had my surgery I played xbox the whole time and got pretty good at football and baseball. Lol You going to get a pup?
Heather hope the shoulder is getting better. I no how that feels.
Well off to work.
Prayers to all and have a blessed Tuesday.

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Bond its a whole lot easier to shot them things instead of hitting them with your truck along with being a heck of alot cheaper

you missed a good one last night, good corn field race with the meat at the end, another one that went in a hole then treed four in one tree down the creek on Bear Branch...home by 11:30

Morn'n

Bond, how far you have to chase it?

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Originally posted by dlinkous

you missed a good one last night, good corn field race with the meat at the end, another one that went in a hole then treed four in one tree down the creek on Bear Branch...home by 11:30

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Good morning everyone.
looks like rain here.
Shawn
I am not much for video games although I think we have them all. LOL. As for a pup, I may have to pass. I really wanted a female and since she only had two they are spoken for. Plus I am in no shape to full with one right now at this point. I would really like to get one out of No Dotsons Smokey. I here alot of good about him and pups he is dieting.
Bond
Hope you are OK after hitting deer. Sounded like a good hunt.

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Gr.Nt.Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Hawk
Nt. Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Rage
all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN


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Originally posted by Slough
Morn'n

Bond, how far you have to chase it?

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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~~ Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
Thomas Jefferson

Afternoon all,

After a few days of trouble my cell phone died. Have to wait 8 months to cancel it. Using my work phone now. Anyone who want my number it is 540-408-6730. I can not pull my contacts off my old phone, it will not power up.

Puppy's are getting along great. Starting to open there eyes up and moving around more.

Linkous,
Sounds like a fun night.

Bond,
Was you in the good truck or the beater. My luck I would be in the good one.

mmmm Shannon is MIA after a night of taking Molly out. Seems like the blue dog just kept on after something.

Heather
Hope you get to feeling better.

Asking for prayers for my wife's step father. He lost his brother Monday. In the past 12 months he has lost 2 brother and a sister. He is taking it pretty hard.

Prayers for all in need.

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Angle Plantation Kennels
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PR CH Angle Plantation's Red Jasper

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Afternoon everyone
Looks like we may get storms here this evening.
Mike
glad pups are doing good. Too bad about phone. These phone plans stink. Prayers sent to your family.
Shannon
MIA ???? Now guys you know the BLUEDOG power just overwhelmed her. She needs to recover. Now if it was a red dog she would need help!!!! LOL. No offense meant to the reddog folks.

Meet the squad tonight for my sons soccer team. But they will have all fall TEAMS there, soccer, football, cross country, bands, cheer etc. I may stay home it would be a very long time for me to sit. They will introduce every kid. Then the administration of schoolswill talk. Alot of hot air.

oh well his first year on varsity.

I never got along well with school administration when I was there. I have had run inns with them in middle and high school with my oldest. Glad the boy takes after mom. The youngest yet to come, Lord help me.

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Gr.Nt.Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Hawk
Nt. Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Rage
all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN


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• Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are.
• Women have a number of faults. Men have only two – everything they say and everything they do.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
• When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.
• A man is a person who will pay $100 for a $50 item he wants. A woman, however, will pay $50 for a $100 item that she doesn’t want.
• Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.
• It’s not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can pretend to be foolish whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.
• Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man’s last romance.
• To be happy with a man, a woman must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, a man must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
• Men marry because they are tired; women marry because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her; a man will always cherish the memory of the woman who he didn’t.
• There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
• Only two things are necessary for a man to do to keep his wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
• Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
• Any married man should forget his mistakes – it’s no use two people remembering the same thing.
• Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
• Wives are like cars: all are good the first year.
• A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is just the beginning of another argument.

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In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said: Once again the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.

Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing long with a few good humans.

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start
the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard – but no Ark.
Noah! He roared, I’m about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?
Forgive me, Lord, begged Noah, but things have changed.
I needed a building permit.
I’ve been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.
My neighbors claim that I’ve violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.
Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark ‘s move to the sea.
I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. There’s a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl.
I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls – but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.
They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.
They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn’t build the Ark until they’d conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I’m still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I’m supposed to hire for my building crew.
Immigration is checking the status of most of the people who want to work.
The trade unions say I can’t use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, they seized all my assets, claiming I’m trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this ark.
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.

Noah looked up in wonder and asked, “You mean you’re not going to destroy the world?”
“No,” said the Lord.

“The government beat me to it"

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Barry and Hannah, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death etc. “Honey,” says Barry, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluid, that you will make sure to put an end to it.” “No problem hun,” said Hannah, and she promptly got up, turned off the TV, and poured his beer down the drain.…

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OK so now the new guy question. It might really be as simple as I think it is but after talking with people and reading posts I am not for sure.
When registering a litter all you do is fill in the first page with dam and sire info , put how many males and how many females and send it in?
I will be keeping one and permantly registering it but I do not know which one so I was just going to get the puppy papers for when I sell them, I want to make sure I have them to give to people.
Am I missing anything here?

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Angle Plantation Kennels
540-598-0173
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Thinking that the president needed to show a more human side of himself after passing Obamacare and gain support in the south, his staff advised him to visit an old age home in Georgia. Walking into the room of an old man, with the cameras whirring, the nominee was surprised when the old man offered him some peanuts from a bowl on the table. “Thank you”, said the president after being offered more for the 3rd time, “why don’t you have some yourself?” “Oh, I can’t eat it” said the old man, “I don’t have any teeth.” “So why do you have them?” asked the confused president. “Oh, I really like the chocolate that was around it” was the glib reply..........

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This is a story about a couple that had been happily married for 40 yrs. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of tooting loudly every morning when he woke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a Doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out!

Then one Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her! She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and gently pulling back the bed covers she
pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing; tears in her eyes. After years of torture she reckoned she had gotten even.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you".

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out and today it finally happened. You were right all along. But.....by the grace of God, some Vaseline and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in".

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

GOOD AFTERNOON
INTERNET WAS OFF HERE 11PM TO 1 PM TODAY
MIKE
PRAYERS SENT
HEATHER
PRAYERS FOR YOUR SHOULDER
ROB
THE KIDS AND SPORTS CAN KEEP YOU BUSY
HOPE THE KNEE HEALS FAST
LINK SOUNDS LIKE GOOD NIGHT
BOND
HOPE NOT TOO MUCH DAMAGE
SHAW
DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS WEEK

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BRANDON MAYO
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TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

A woman arrives home, screeches into the driveway, runs in the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags! I just won the lottery!”

The husband says, “Oh my God! No way?! What should I pack? Beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

The wife yells back, “Pack whatever you want. It doesn’t matter --- just get the heck out!"

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Barbara Walters had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, noting then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.

Recently she returned to Kuwait and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives.

Surprised, Ms. Walters approached one of the women for an explanation. “This is marvelous,” she said. “What enabled women here to achieve this impressive reversal of roles?”

Behind the veil, the Kuwaiti woman replied, “Land mines"

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A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to the combination of her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing right down at her feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"

The woman thought, "This is great!" A big smile came across her face. What luck!!

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit, Skippy, move!"

Once again the woman smiled at her fortune.

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let one rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

For the third time, the father looked at the dog with disgust, but this time he yelled, "Dammit, Skippy, get away from her before she poops on you!"

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

Then POOF! she was gone.

After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend Fred.
"Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the ***** willows."

Harry yells back...."DON'T SWING, FRED!!!.............. For God's sake...............DON'T SWING!!!"

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Dennis arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by another man.

Going over his records, the IRS official said, "Well, sir, it appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported income. How do you explain that?"

Dennis replied, "I love to gamble and I always win."

The skeptical official gave him a disbelieving look.

"I can prove it," said Dennis. "How about a demonstration?"

The official thought a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Dennis said, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thought a moment and said, "No way! It's a bet!"

Dennis removed his glass eye and bit it.

The official's jaw dropped. Dennis said, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The official could tell Dennis wasn't blind, so he took the bet.

Dennis then removed his dentures and bit his good eye.

The stunned official was now three grand in the hole!

"Want to go double or nothing?" Dennis asked. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on your desk and pee into that wastebasket by the door over there and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, was cautious now, but there's no way this guy could manage that stunt, so he agreed again!

Dennis climbed up on the auditor's desk, missed the wastebasket completely, and pretty much got pee all over the desk.

The official grinned. He had just turned a huge loss into a huge win! But then he noticed that Dennis's friend looked ashen and was visibly shaking. "Are you okay?" he asked.

The man replied, "Not really. Yesterday Dennis bet me twenty thousand dollars he'd pee on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"

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