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Help the homeless

Lmao! I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride!
Wow...what a worthy go...al. I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then, I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

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LOL

AWESOME SOUNDS LIKE SHE MAY BE A QUICK LEARNER AFTER ALL

Yes sir--- and theres a few gonna come over here and argue with this

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Ok,

well, our neighbors little girl (daughter of two filthy rich republican parents) was talking to me one day and said she wanted to be tall giant when she grows up. I asked her what she would do when she grew up to a tall giant. She said she would pick all the fruit off the tops of the trees in her yard and sell it to homeless people and low income people and make a huge profit. I told her I would go get her ladder to use and she could get all the fruit now !!!! SHe looked me straight in the eye and said " way ahead of you mister , I already lied to the homeless men down the street and told them if they would let me stand on there backs and pick the fruit all day long I would sell it back to them for cheap since they are so hungry. But once I get it all picked and his back is broke the price will be triple what I told him it would be. Then their too weak and broke down to fight back anyway". I told her "welcome to the republican party young lady " !!!

How can you argue with that? If you want something get your lazy a$$ up and go work for it. And if you wanna go work all day just to give what you have earned to a lazy piece of s---, then go ahead. Just don't ask or expect the rest of America to do the same!!! Plenty of jobs out there, people are just to good to do them.

@ Jason Baldwin... so little Miss Giant just grew into a giant overnight... she didn't pursue and dedicate years of her life to education... she didn't work her @ss off and make personal sacrifices to reach the top of that tree?

Some of the folks need to work on their sense of humor, after all these past 3 years have been pretty much a joke, a bad one at that !

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Originally posted by Jason Baldwin
Ok,

well, our neighbors little girl (daughter of two filthy rich republican parents) was talking to me one day and said she wanted to be tall giant when she grows up. I asked her what she would do when she grew up to a tall giant. She said she would pick all the fruit off the tops of the trees in her yard and sell it to homeless people and low income people and make a huge profit. I told her I would go get her ladder to use and she could get all the fruit now !!!! SHe looked me straight in the eye and said " way ahead of you mister , I already lied to the homeless men down the street and told them if they would let me stand on there backs and pick the fruit all day long I would sell it back to them for cheap since they are so hungry. But once I get it all picked and his back is broke the price will be triple what I told him it would be. Then their too weak and broke down to fight back anyway". I told her "welcome to the republican party young lady " !!!

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Originally posted by Glenn Wells
Some of the folks need to work on their sense of humor, after all these past 3 years have been pretty much a joke, a bad one at that !

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Knox, how can you justify Obama? Forget Bush hes past tense. Is it because you have Democrat stamped on your forehead?

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Lee.......

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Originally posted by Lee Stocking
Knox, how can you justify Obama? Forget Bush hes past tense. Is it because you have Democrat stamped on your forehead?

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Im not critisizing or judging Tim, my word. BUT I simply cannot and will not stand by our current leader. He is a lier and a theif in my book. You figure out a way to teach me he is NOT and I will listen.
BTW do you have snow on the ground? Been treeing any on the outside?

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straight from Fox news:
while veterans make up only 10 percent of the population, they account for 16 percent of all homeless adults

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201.../#ixzz1gFQzl8D5

So when you speak of homeless with no empathy, remember that whenever you see one, there is a one in six chance that they are a Veteran.

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Re: Lee.......

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Originally posted by Knox
I dont agree with everything Obama does or stands for........BUT, I agree with NOTHING that the Republican party has done since Obama has been elected, they have fought him on just about everything he has tried to do, and some of it has been issues that the Republicans have backed in the past.........Bottom line is=====Let the Republicans put someone in worthy enough to vote for and they will be backed by me, but they try to push these idiots they have now and just not good enough for me.


Has everyone forgotton where ALOT of this mess came from====The BUSH years, thats where..........

The way I see it is if I dont vote for Obama./ Biden in 2012, then its a vote for one of the dipsh^$@ that the Republicans have (they ALL are a HUGE Joke ) ...........I have to go with the choice I feel is right for ME, you vote for who you want Lee and you will NEVER hear me critisize you for your choice................Tim

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Originally posted by Jim Hill
oh god here we go again, guys just enjoy the post and dont turn it into something it isnt

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Originally posted by The Seeker
All I have to say is "Herman Cain" and his 999 plan. If you don't know what it is goggle it. Was put together by some of the best economists in the USA.

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Originally posted by The Seeker
I was just listening to a Liberal Progressive who was saying that the Tea Party was a racist group because we don't support Obama because he is black. It was brought to her attention that the Tea Party supports Herman Cain and is endorsing him for president. She said that that goes to show that the tea party is racist because they are only supporting Cain because he is a conservative. A debate between Obama and Cain would be like a one legged man in a azz kicking contest. Cain has more common sense and brains then the whole Obama administration put together. Cain actually knows what he is talking about without a TelePrompter.

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Originally posted by john nannemann
herman cain has been incredible every time i've heard him over the years. he is a turnaround specialist. straight talker. NON-commie. it would make my decade for him to get the nomination. i'd also love to see that debate in a fair forum.

aside: wing, my email is messed up. hope to get the i.t. guy to right it up tomorrow if you read this.

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Originally posted by The Seeker
John, I've been supporting Herman ever since I first heard him speak. It's been my dream that he gets the Rep. nomination. He is just what this country needs at this time. Been reading your posts keep up the good work. It drives the liberals crazy when you use facts and back them up.

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Originally posted by l.lyle
Just got back. I have been listening to our next president, Herman Cain, on Fox.

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Originally posted by The Seeker
To me Herman Cain is the only candidate that makes sense. He has new and fresh ideas to lead this country. Unlike Obama and the rest of the Politicians Dem. and Rep.

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Originally posted by Joe Wesson
I totally agree with this statement. I am a registered Independent. I look at the person, not the party. I truly believe that Herman Cain can get us out of this mess. I hope he gets the nomination. The 2012 election will be one of the most important elections in history. JMO We need to get it right. We don't need Obama for four more years. Anyone but Obama.

P.S. I am a Vietnam veteran. I believe in the American way, but we have gotten away from it and are headed for destruction if we don't do something in the 2012 election. WE NEED CHANGE FROM WHAT WE HAVE.

Joe Wesson

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Originally posted by bandithunter
Running one black man against another is the perfect solution. Now we get to the crux of the argument........................ Judging men by the content of their character and not the color of their skin. Herman Cain wins that one going away. If it bothers ya that much because his skin color is a little darker than yours then hold your nose and vote for him..........you won't regret it.

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Originally posted by l.lyle
I held my nose and voted for McCain. I won't be holding my nose if I get to vote for Cain.

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Originally posted by cripple creek
The only true conservative. Santorum is but doesnt have a chance. Herman is a Christian with morals.

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Originally posted by john nannemann
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i'm still lovin mr. cain, although i think he doesn't have a chance to win now..................
have a profitable day,
capitalist troll

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Originally posted by Lee Stocking
Im not critisizing or judging Tim, my word. BUT I simply cannot and will not stand by our current leader. He is a lier and a theif in my book. You figure out a way to teach me he is NOT and I will listen.
BTW do you have snow on the ground? Been treeing any on the outside?

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Re: Lee.......

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Originally posted by Knox
I dont agree with everything Obama does or stands for........BUT, I agree with NOTHING that the Republican party has done since Obama has been elected, they have fought him on just about everything he has tried to do, and some of it has been issues that the Republicans have backed in the past.........Bottom line is=====Let the Republicans put someone in worthy enough to vote for and they will be backed by me, but they try to push these idiots they have now and just not good enough for me.


Has everyone forgotton where ALOT of this mess came from====The BUSH years, thats where..........

The way I see it is if I dont vote for Obama./ Biden in 2012, then its a vote for one of the dipsh^$@ that the Republicans have (they ALL are a HUGE Joke ) ...........I have to go with the choice I feel is right for ME, you vote for who you want Lee and you will NEVER hear me critisize you for your choice................Tim

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Originally posted by POP
Tim,
you do remember that the dems were in charge of the house and senate from 2006-2010? 2008-2010 they had it all.
they still have the senate and white house......i dont see how the repubs could block anything.

good hunting!

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Jim, your right buddy I could care less. Especially since Truly chimed in so I am OUT OF HERE about this crap. I loose my humor.....

Tim I came and hunted with the Cobles for a couple nights we had some fun. Sorry I missed you, I didnt see Buzzard either I was in and out.

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politics

i dont think we have anybetter people for the upcompng election jmo

Here I thought old "2012" had gone away forever in cyberland never to be seen again, when up pops quotes from said thread ! If only the last pages could get quoted, nothing like missing the last words in any article !
It's pretty good to blame the GOP for all the problems when the democrats took over congress in 2006 .... remember the "Culture of Corruption " campaign and "Draining the Swamp" ! Folks fell for the catchy little phrases and gave the DEMOCRATS full control of House and Senate in 2006 - 2010.... the minority party was shut out by rules adopted, they couldnt stop anything. Y'all blame ol' George for everything, saying him and the Repubs drove the car into a ditch .... pretty hard to drive when tie rods only turn LEFT ! When you got control of it all, that old car didn't back up 1 inch, turned them wheels even farther left and put it to the floor with a new driver .... didnt even have a learner's permit !
I can see how things got out of control, after the elections of 2006 and 2008, they figure people that fell for for all those little catch phrases proved they were too stupid to make any decisions on their own ! Thing changed in 2010 after folks started opening their eyes ! With any hope at all in 2012 we can get that front end fixed and put a new driver behind the wheel ! Happy motoring ..... hope for that change !

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Originally posted by Knox
Yeah I remember POP, but hey I cant get a good fight going if I take that route................

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herman cain is still my man. anyone who isnt a career politician is ok in my book. dont like newt, mit is basically a liberal. i say the GOP is in trouble unless somebody grows a set of nuts. feels a little hopeless to me fellows

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Originally posted by RHK
herman cain is still my man. anyone who isnt a career politician is ok in my book. dont like newt, mit is basically a liberal. i say the GOP is in trouble unless somebody grows a set of nuts. feels a little hopeless to me fellows

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Originally posted by SoShadow
you're right RHK, the only positive i can see is that the politicians in washington can't stand newt and that has to say something good for him.

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