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How big a boy are ya!!! lol

Ill put a knot on your head big enough for a calf to suck on!!! LOL
Ill kick your butt so hard youll have to part your hair to fart!!!

LETS HERE SOME GOOD LINES BOYS I LOVE HEARING THESE!!!

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LOST CREEK KENNELS!!!! RABBIT HUNTIN FOOLS!!!

THE DEFINITION OF A RABBIT DOG " A DOG THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR HIS BODY AND LIVES TO DO ONE THING AND THATS CHASE A RABBIT"


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Come on guys this is funny stuff!!!!

Ill kick your butt so hard youll be tastin shoe polish!!!

Ill be on you like a hound on a coon!!!!

Ill be on you like a hobo on a bologna sandwich!!!

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LOST CREEK KENNELS!!!! RABBIT HUNTIN FOOLS!!!

THE DEFINITION OF A RABBIT DOG " A DOG THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR HIS BODY AND LIVES TO DO ONE THING AND THATS CHASE A RABBIT"


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lol

I'll hit ya so hard you'll die of old age before ya quit sliding.
I'll hit ya so hard your grand kids will come out black and blue.

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Jeremy D. 765-585-2304

Me is thinkin' that the snow has muddled a few brain cells and caused a really, really bad case of 'cabin fever' and a few fellas have nothing else to do. I have no new ones to add, but they are funny, might gonna have to use a few of those myself!

Well I use this one a lot...He is so far up so n so's butt, all he is ever gonna see is intestines!

There ya go, that's all I have to say on that!

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American Leopard Hound
FNL Hanselman's Blu Pixie Dust

I'll jump down your throat and gallop your guts out

How big a boy are ya?

Well your mommas so fat she uses a vcr as a pager

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The only Peaceful thing left is a bawl mouth track dog.

!!!

I'LL HIT YOU SO HARD THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP. YOUR CLOTHES WILL BE OUT OF STYLE. <v>

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Blue Dog 1

lol keep em comin!!!! very funny

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LOST CREEK KENNELS!!!! RABBIT HUNTIN FOOLS!!!

THE DEFINITION OF A RABBIT DOG " A DOG THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR HIS BODY AND LIVES TO DO ONE THING AND THATS CHASE A RABBIT"


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i will be on you like ugly on ape
i hit you so hard your moma will feel it

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PR' POOR BLUE HOBO
PR' SWEET SOUNDING CASEY

I'll puy knots on your head faster than you can rub them off !

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Bob Brooks /
Jordan Tyler (grandson)

BackWoods River Walkers/Beagles
Just all 'round , meat gettin' hounds.

My dad used to tell us kids he will hit us so hard we will get picked up for speeding in the next town. Mom told us when we asked what was for supper, and i quote "DOG SH---T and you're eating it."

I will hit you so hard your grand kids will be born with a headache.

I will knock a knot on your head so big that you will have to
tip toe to scratch it.

I will hit you so hard that you will yelling ( ya'll quit )

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Bama Boy

Chuck Norris: I'll hit you with so many lefts you'll beg me for a right.

your eyes will turn brown

I'LL KNOCK YOU INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK.

I'LL KNOCK A KNOT ON YOUR HEAD AND DARE IT TO RISE.

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Rip-Roarin' Redbone Kennel
It's gotta be RED!!!!
When God knew I needed a friend, He sent my dogs, when He needed a coondog, He took them back.
http://www.myspace.com/janetandbarrymorris

LMAO!!!!!!! These are great! My new favorite from the other thread is

I wouldn't sh!t you you're my favorite turd!

I'll stomp a mud hole in your a$$ it will take a week to dry out !

I heard of getting hit by a ugly stick but the whole forest must have fell on you !

There ain't but 2 things free a$$ whipping and bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum !

I'll hit you so hard, you'll be picking your teeth out of your toenails!

YOU rather sandpaper a wildcats azz and pour turpentine on it than mess with ME

Ill kick you in the A$$ so hard you will be $hitin leather for a week

I'll slap the taste outa your mouth!!
I'll hit you so hard it"ll bust your shoe laces!!

Ill rip your head off and $}{!+ down your throat! lol

Anybody remember this one?? Your cruising for a bruising. And there are only gonna be 3 hits in this fight, I hit you, you hit the floor and the ambulance hits 90.

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BOY ILL SMACK A 5gl PUPM NOT ON YOUR HEAD

IM GOING TO HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR GOING TO DOCEY IN YOUR DRAWS

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Shaun Hufton
Lumberton Nc
207-502-4832
Waccamaw River Kennels.

I'll knock a mudhole in your a$$ and stomp it dry.

I was once told this by a fellow in a bar.

"Go outside and practice falling down and bleeding and I will be along in a minute."

psiskjr

LOL!!! Ill be on you like brown on a turd!!!

Ill kick your butt so hard the water on my knee will quench your thirst!!!

Ill kick your butt so hard youll think your back in cell block with BUBBA!!!!

Your momma is so crosseyed that when she cries tears run down her back!!!! LMBO I love this one

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THE DEFINITION OF A RABBIT DOG " A DOG THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR HIS BODY AND LIVES TO DO ONE THING AND THATS CHASE A RABBIT"


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